You got your horsefucker wank in my Pokémon!
I'm putting this in OTF because it has very little to do with any fandom. Unless horses are a fandom.

Tsukimidango posts to Pokemon about her Ruby version game.

Pookiepieinlala posts this frankly strange message
sweety, c'mon now

u know me too well for that

its just IDK

pokemon u know

we we're so young, i just thot u'd do other things its just been awhile

Apparently there's a history there, because Riolu and MysteriousMeat take umbrage, including a picture of someone's horse collection (presumably Pookie's) found on Google.

The OP defends her hobby
LOOK.
I'll do my stuff and you can do yours.
You know, partying all night to you pass out. ^^ lol

It's fun ok?

Pookie replies, and that's when shit hits the fan.

Riolu, to Pookie
SHUT UP

WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES

omg reporting you to lj for animal abuse

that's fucking sick and wrong girlfriend

And that's when other people jump on the bandwagon. Bring on the ~~cat~~ horse macros!

Pookie plays the "I don't hate Pokemon fans, I used to be one, which I don't see what that has to do with anything, but oh well.

And now something to do with the OP's father's farm. Or stepfather, depending on who you ask.

And, the center of the post, the OP with...
Skank.
Just leave my fucking horses and my fucking workers alone.
STOP RAPING THEM.

And it goes on from there.

(despite Riolu's accusations of Pookie being 15, Pookie's journal says she was born in 1973. Had to check, after all, given that everyone involved is gratutiously immature. Riolu is just barely wankable, having turned 18 a few days ago)

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blankverses
2007-06-13 08:33 am UTC (link)

I -- I just don't even know.

That is one fuck of a lot of Bryer horses. When I was in the height of my horses!!1!squee phase (nine?) I had, like, a shelf of them, but another girl who was in my pony club had about that many. It was like her bedroom was a forest of horses.

you can't be as obsessed with horses as you are without developing romantic feelings toward them.

I rode and evented for a long ass time and it was pretty much my life, but I can't say that I ever romantically loved my horse or harbored any secret desires to, uh, ride him in anything other than the usual way.

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	threegoldfish 2007-06-13 11:20 am UTC (link)
	I currently have about 150 but since I moved them all down from my mother's, they're mostly all still in boxes. From some reason my boyfriend doesn't want me to display them all... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	threegoldfish 2007-06-13 11:22 am UTC (link)
	looks at picture Wow. Okay, but mine were never organized by model. That makes it better, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blankverses 2007-06-13 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Totally better. My parents performed some sort of stealth cleaning action when I went to college, and tossed a bunch of boxes of my stuff, including all of mine. I didn't realize it for like forever, but when I did there was much, much anger involved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	threegoldfish 2007-06-13 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god, I would have been so furious. If nothing else, that's good money right there on Ebay. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sashenka 2007-06-13 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I think I might have had one. I'm not sure. I liked the Littlest Petshop horses. Does that count? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bangoskank 2007-06-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	If having a bunch of Breyer horses makes you wacky, I'm in trouble :x (Reply to this)(Parent)

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