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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-13 00:29:00


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You got your horsefucker wank in my Pokémon!
I'm putting this in OTF because it has very little to do with any fandom. Unless horses are a fandom.

Tsukimidango posts to Pokemon about her Ruby version game.

Pookiepieinlala posts this frankly strange message
sweety, c'mon now

u know me too well for that

its just IDK

pokemon u know

we we're so young, i just thot u'd do other things its just been awhile


Apparently there's a history there, because Riolu and MysteriousMeat take umbrage, including a picture of someone's horse collection (presumably Pookie's) found on Google.

The OP defends her hobby
LOOK.
I'll do my stuff and you can do yours.
You know, partying all night to you pass out. ^^ lol

It's fun ok?


Pookie replies, and that's when shit hits the fan.

Riolu, to Pookie
SHUT UP

WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES

omg reporting you to lj for animal abuse

that's fucking sick and wrong girlfriend


And that's when other people jump on the bandwagon. Bring on the cat horse macros!

Pookie plays the "I don't hate Pokemon fans, I used to be one, which I don't see what that has to do with anything, but oh well.

And now something to do with the OP's father's farm. Or stepfather, depending on who you ask.

And, the center of the post, the OP with...
Skank.
Just leave my fucking horses and my fucking workers alone.
STOP RAPING THEM.


And it goes on from there.


(despite Riolu's accusations of Pookie being 15, Pookie's journal says she was born in 1973. Had to check, after all, given that everyone involved is gratutiously immature. Riolu is just barely wankable, having turned 18 a few days ago)


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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-06-13 09:48 am UTC (link)
That's what I've been trying to figure out.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 09:50 am UTC (link)
I can't figure out if this some sort of big in joke lulz fest for them all or if it's grudgewank or what. All I know is that the English language, she is weeping tears of grammar.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-06-13 09:52 am UTC (link)
I suspect they may be the same person, but the google search seems to indicate that at least one of them has been around for a while.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 09:55 am UTC (link)
It's almost a Dali wank, really. Or perhaps Escher. Oh, I know! The bastard lovechild of Dali and Escher - no matter what way you read it, it will never make sense and always cave back in on itself.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-06-13 10:49 am UTC (link)
I was thinking more Mapplethorpe. Because trying to read this mess IS sort of like getting a bullwhip enema.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 11:02 am UTC (link)
Hahahahah ow!

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