Ugh. I saw this one when it was still at about thirty comments, eyerolled massively at it, then ignored it since I figured it'd end up here anyway.

This may come as a total surprise to Dunarin, but death in the family is a legit excuse to call in to work with most companies. Even Walmart. They'd much rather you not come in at all than come in with a massive load on your shoulders and dump it all on the customers.