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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-24 11:33:00


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ZOMG YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE ALL SLUTS, YOU FILTHY LIBERAL!!!11!!
Trying this again...

In a spectacular failure of logic, common sense, and higher reasoning, Debbie Schlussel uses this study by Yale researchers to draw the conclusion that liberal, pro-choice Congressmen have slutty daughters.

I'll let you all ponder this profound insight for a moment.

...

Now, most of the commenters reply with various degrees of soul-cleansing earth logic. However, as in all wanks, some people are just out to make both sides look dumb:

The Canadien: Definition of Sluttiness: Women who use sex as recreation…divorced from its’ UNITIVE and PROCREATIVE purposes. They opted out of the DIVINE PLAN for mankind, issued forever, since Genesis.

Who cares anyway…sluts are fragmented, sensate types…the spiritual has no hold on them ~

SLUTS are unlikely to hold life as sacred…their own, or the unborn. And THE LAW long ago abandoned the unborn…so the “crooks” are in charge, and give assent to murder by the whores ~~


Shinobi: I'm going to ditto Popply. Correlation is not the same as causation.

You have to make some serious assumptions to go from having more daughters to having more slutty daughters. A much more rational conclusion is that men who have more daughters are in touch with the issues young women face. They perhaps want their daughters to have the right to make decisions about what they do with their own body.

But y'know OBVIOUSLY being rational is overrated, especially if being an intellegent human being who makes decisions for yourself means you decide to have sex. Because that means you are a slut, and really, what's worse than being a slut?

(My answer, being someone who never gets laid.)

Why don't you just all convert to islam and sharia law and move to Saudi Arabia if you're this desperate to control women's bodies. Disgusting.


Small, but so full of specious logic, moral outrage, and sheer stupid that I felt it had to be shared.



NOTE: If this turns into Thoughts on Abortion, I'll have to cut a bitch. Thoughts on Slutty Congressional Daughters, on the other hand, are ok. Slutty Congressional Daughters would be a great name for a rock band.



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[info]shallow_kid
2007-06-24 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Some of the sluttiest people I know, both men and women, are the spawn of Baptist preachers. Where's the study of the correlation between religious figure parents and pain-in-the-ass kids 'cause that shit's pretty much common knowledge, no?

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-06-24 04:03 pm UTC (link)
If I have learned anything from a couple years of following Wonkette, it's that there are just as many sluts on the conservative side, they just make more of an effort to cover it up.

Also, even if I hadn't known Debbie Schlussel was a conservative in advance, one look at her photograph of herself and I would have been unsurprised to discover it. 90% of all female conservative commentators look the same, it's kind of creepy.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-06-24 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Are references to fundamental Islam the new Godwin's, then?

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(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2007-06-24 06:08 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2007-06-24 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-06-24 07:06 pm UTC
No hidden agenda ftw! - [info]t_boy, 2007-06-25 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-06-25 03:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-06-25 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-06-25 07:34 pm UTC
Corrected! - [info]luthe, 2007-06-25 07:36 pm UTC

[info]lady7jane
2007-06-24 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Reproductive rights, as in the right to reproduce, as in, to NOT have an abortion?

Oh, I see how that works. Right to bare arms, as in the bare arms right, as in the right to wear sleeveless shirts. You can just make shit up!

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-06-24 04:15 pm UTC
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pastri_archy
2007-06-24 04:31 pm UTC (link)
...what?

My brain just stopped. Someone please translate what the hell that all means.

*has experienced too much WTF earlier this morning*

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(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2007-06-24 04:56 pm UTC
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[info]demonbean
2007-06-24 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Wasn't this NOT just liberal congressmen, but instead ALL congressmen? Meaning all daughters ruin their father's morals with their sluttiness?

Also, her pose in that picture is bizarre, and vigilanterodent is right ... they all look the same. Same haircut, same makeup, almost same face. o.O

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[info]bemysty
2007-06-24 05:33 pm UTC (link)
There should be a witty remark somewhere in me about this, but right now I'm too busy defragmenting my brain.

>_o

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[info]ladyofviolets
2007-06-24 05:33 pm UTC (link)
//especially if being an intellegent human being who makes decisions for yourself means you decide to have sex.//

Doesn't it occur that, by making decision for myself, I can also decide having sex? But I forgot! That makes me a slut! For deciding to give my girly bits an use non related to popping babies! Not to mention that ALL women who have abortions have them because they're selfish and evil. The bitches. < /sarcasm >

And hey, you didn't say anything about MALE sluts. Because sluttiness come in all types, you see. :P

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(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-06-25 03:55 am UTC

[info]whimsy_chan
2007-06-24 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That's quite the leap in logic, there. The mind, she boggles.

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[info]omega
2007-06-24 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I had thoughts on abortion, but I forgot them in my other pants.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2007-06-24 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Clearly this is all a ploy to help the liberal Congressmen win the men-with-slutty-daughters vote.

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(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2007-06-24 06:46 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2007-06-24 06:01 pm UTC (link)
My thoughts on abortion were vacuumed out, and then my brain was scraped down to make sure no stray bits were left.

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magpiggles
2007-06-24 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Can we just have some sluttier congressmen?

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(no subject) - magpiggles, 2007-06-25 08:01 pm UTC
It's not a truck-it's a train. - [info]mcity, 2007-06-24 08:46 pm UTC
Re: It's not a truck-it's a train. - [info]mmanurere, 2007-06-24 09:52 pm UTC

[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-06-24 06:34 pm UTC (link)
In a spectacular failure of logic, common sense, and higher reasoning, Debbie Schlussel uses this study by Yale researchers to draw the conclusion that liberal, pro-choice Congressmen have slutty daughters.

In that case, I would like to formally welcome G.W. Bush to the liberal, pro-choice side of the fence.

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(no subject) - [info]benighted, 2007-06-24 09:34 pm UTC
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[info]out_bottle
2007-06-24 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Sex is "UNITIVE"???

Well, I guess that depends on the number of people involved...

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[info]angelhunter
2007-06-24 06:52 pm UTC (link)
And here I thought the generally agreed upon definition of slut was:

"Women who had sex with 2 more men than I did, so I can prance around on my high horse and look down on them."

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[info]mmanurere
2007-06-24 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I see, it's the Bizarro World definition of "slutty", where "slutty" = "disagreeing with me on sex, marriage, and/or abortion." In that case, I'm a giant slut who's been celibate for the past 7 years.

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[info]thebratqueen
2007-06-24 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Two words: Bush twins.

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[info]chikane
2007-06-24 07:30 pm UTC (link)
If used so, the word "slut" just seems to describe "one possible kind of woman who is sane".

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[info]mcity
2007-06-24 08:37 pm UTC (link)
the unborn
Zombie babies? Like in Dawn of the Dead?

"She tried to kill it...but IT WAS ALREADY DEAD!"

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(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2007-06-24 09:09 pm UTC
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[info]issendai
2007-06-24 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm pro-choice, pro-equal-rights, feminist, and a bit of a slut. My father is an asshole redneck when it comes to politics. Am I not slutting hard enough? Or do I need to get him to adopt a daughter so we can combine our sluttitude?

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[info]joye
2007-06-24 11:11 pm UTC (link)
SLUTTINESS SPANS PARTY LINES is my new motto.
Does this mean that bipartisanism doesn't exist?

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-06-25 12:29 am UTC
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[info]goldberry
2007-06-25 02:49 am UTC (link)
Women who use sex as recreation…divorced from its’ UNITIVE and PROCREATIVE purposes... the spiritual has no hold on them ~

So... Can I be a virgin and a slut at the same time? Because I'm thinkin' this pretty much describes me... *Ponders*

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[info]tehrin
2007-06-25 06:57 am UTC (link)
What about studies concerning men who use sex as recreation…divorced from its’ UNITIVE and PROCREATIVE purposes?

Won't someone think of the dirty man-sluts?!

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