If I have learned anything from a couple years of following Wonkette, it's that there are just as many sluts on the conservative side, they just make more of an effort to cover it up.

Also, even if I hadn't known Debbie Schlussel was a conservative in advance, one look at her photograph of herself and I would have been unsurprised to discover it. 90% of all female conservative commentators look the same, it's kind of creepy.