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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-24 11:33:00


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ZOMG YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE ALL SLUTS, YOU FILTHY LIBERAL!!!11!!
Trying this again...

In a spectacular failure of logic, common sense, and higher reasoning, Debbie Schlussel uses this study by Yale researchers to draw the conclusion that liberal, pro-choice Congressmen have slutty daughters.

I'll let you all ponder this profound insight for a moment.

...

Now, most of the commenters reply with various degrees of soul-cleansing earth logic. However, as in all wanks, some people are just out to make both sides look dumb:

The Canadien: Definition of Sluttiness: Women who use sex as recreation…divorced from its’ UNITIVE and PROCREATIVE purposes. They opted out of the DIVINE PLAN for mankind, issued forever, since Genesis.

Who cares anyway…sluts are fragmented, sensate types…the spiritual has no hold on them ~

SLUTS are unlikely to hold life as sacred…their own, or the unborn. And THE LAW long ago abandoned the unborn…so the “crooks” are in charge, and give assent to murder by the whores ~~


Shinobi: I'm going to ditto Popply. Correlation is not the same as causation.

You have to make some serious assumptions to go from having more daughters to having more slutty daughters. A much more rational conclusion is that men who have more daughters are in touch with the issues young women face. They perhaps want their daughters to have the right to make decisions about what they do with their own body.

But y'know OBVIOUSLY being rational is overrated, especially if being an intellegent human being who makes decisions for yourself means you decide to have sex. Because that means you are a slut, and really, what's worse than being a slut?

(My answer, being someone who never gets laid.)

Why don't you just all convert to islam and sharia law and move to Saudi Arabia if you're this desperate to control women's bodies. Disgusting.


Small, but so full of specious logic, moral outrage, and sheer stupid that I felt it had to be shared.



NOTE: If this turns into Thoughts on Abortion, I'll have to cut a bitch. Thoughts on Slutty Congressional Daughters, on the other hand, are ok. Slutty Congressional Daughters would be a great name for a rock band.


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[info]khym_chanur
2007-06-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Following that logic, the right to arm bears bear arms would mean that you have to own firearms, not that owning firearms is an option.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-06-24 10:18 pm UTC (link)
A lot of people do think that owning firearms should be obligatory. After all, the only reason anyone ever gets hurt from guns is because they don't know how to use them right. Therefore, all our children should be enrolled in firearms school from the age of three. There is no possible flaw with this plan!

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[info]mmanurere
2007-06-25 12:29 am UTC (link)
Pfft. Everyone knows the real reason to insist that everyone be armed at all times is for the comedic value of a 50-way standoff every time there's a dispute because nobody's quite sure who started it all or whether the person pointing a gun at another person is the person that they then should point a gun at or if the person pointing the gun is doing so to protect the person that the person they are aiming at is aiming at...

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-06-25 02:11 am UTC (link)
So, in other words, the pistol standoff scene in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End must have really tapped into that desire, huh? :P

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-06-25 02:14 am UTC (link)
There is no possible flaw with this plan!

Of course not! If anything, it would better prepare the little ones for the harsh, backstabbing realities of the real world; any of the tykes that die are clearly not fit to handle such future stress. My God, the logic is utterly flawless!

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