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queencallipygos ([info]queencallipygos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-25 15:31:00


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Cat Macro Sale Going On Now in Stupid Free!
Three sequential posts in [info]stupid_free have actually created a great chance to stock up on cat macros, if you're interested.

It begins with [info]papanook posting about something he saw in the [info]liberal community here, but he doesn’t provide a link to the post he’s mocking. Which causes the community to mock him instead. Which causes Papanook to delete several of the comments.

Only a couple macros are present, but they're not bad.

Papanook finally returns two hours later with a snarky flounce post:

And to all you ageist and intolerant BOZOs who think they know everything--bugger off! Remember that someday you'll get old (if this poor ol' planet survives another 30-40 yrs) and then you'll wonder what the hell happened to the "good ol' days when you had the internet by the balls"---YOU ARE NOT INVINCIBLE!

Macros abound in the comments.

Finally, [info]krikette scolds the rest of the community here for abusing [info]papanook.

Macros abound in the comments.

Rather a nifty selection, if you need to restock.


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[info]jira
2007-06-25 07:54 pm UTC (link)
*dies* I don't think papanook should be in that community.

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[info]phosfate
2007-06-25 08:51 pm UTC (link)
You misspelled "anyone."

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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-06-25 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-06-25 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-06-25 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-06-25 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-06-26 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-26 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2007-06-26 03:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-06-25 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-06-25 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-06-25 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-06-25 10:03 pm UTC

[info]jira
2007-06-25 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Or rather, he should be in it, highlighted by others, not him highlighting others.

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-06-25 08:07 pm UTC (link)
It's a beautiful rainbow of dumbfuck fail!

When I'm an old hippie, if I call entire crowds of people bozos and whine at them to lay off the caffeine, I hope that for my own sake they collapse a building on me.

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[info]limyaael
2007-06-25 08:19 pm UTC (link)
I love how laughing at an older person for not following the rules automatically makes one ageist. Next time I mess up on the Internet, I'm going to claim that no one can laugh at me because I'm female and that's OMGsexist!

This would be funnier if I hadn't seen it happen in real life already. Note to old roommate: It's not that feminist to portray yourself as a constant victim.

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-06-25 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Daym.

I can order from the seniors menu at Denny's but I know how to make links! And LJ cuts! And some (very basic) html!

You! get out of my generation!

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-06-25 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-06-25 09:10 pm UTC

[info]whimsy_chan
2007-06-25 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Rock. I am macroed up.

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-25 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Oooh, there's John Barrowman in a kilt, and... wank? Where? Huh?

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-06-25 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-06-25 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonfruituk, 2007-06-25 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackeremeritus, 2007-06-26 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonfruituk, 2007-06-26 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackeremeritus, 2007-06-26 06:58 am UTC

[info]keleri
2007-06-25 09:07 pm UTC (link)
I'd just like to say that this macro fills me with unspeakable glee.

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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-06-25 10:37 pm UTC

[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-06-25 09:10 pm UTC (link)
This is some of the best shit I have ever seen.

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[info]hallidae
2007-06-25 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Still my favorite macro ever.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-06-25 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-06-25 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ianthefira, 2007-06-25 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-06-25 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-06-26 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-06-25 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-06-25 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-06-25 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoama, 2007-06-25 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-06-25 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2007-06-26 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackeremeritus, 2007-06-26 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-06-26 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cheezdanish, 2007-06-26 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-06-27 02:32 am UTC
Reposted for HTML FAIL AUGH - [info]bubosquared, 2007-06-26 11:16 am UTC

[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-06-25 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I just had to make THIS.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-06-26 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-06-26 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-06-26 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-06-26 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-06-26 01:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lysana, 2007-06-27 09:10 pm UTC

[info]mcity
2007-06-25 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Waitaminute; there's an OTF Wank post on stupid_free I didn't make! May the stars cease in their orbits.

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[info]freezer
2007-06-25 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I love S_F fail-posts. I pick up a half-dozen new macros every time! (Occasionally, I'll even make one to contribute).

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[info]nekoama
2007-06-25 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I pretty much just check S_F every once in a while to collect more macros. Some choice gems in this one.
Most particularly the kilt. :D

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-06-25 11:33 pm UTC (link)
I think all the "GOD THIS COMMUNITY SUCKS, WHINE WHINE WHINE" in the comments is worth a mention, too.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-06-25 11:58 pm UTC (link)
*grabs macros*

Thanks for sharing!

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[info]tiki
2007-06-26 12:10 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure I understand what krikette's upset about-- is there some sort of unwritten rule about not giving anyone a hard time if they're 59+ years of age? Did Papanook buy some of that insurance they sell on the TV where the salesman goes SENIORS! IF YOU'RE 55 OR OLDER, YOU QUALIFY FOR THIS OFFER! NEVER LET WHIPPERSNAPPERS MAKE FUN OF YOU ON THE INTERNET AGAIN! (people denying the existence of whippersnappers may be whippersnappers themselves)? I mean, it's not as if 60's so old that we should expect him to be doddering and senile, is it? Most people I know who are 60+ are still pretty sharp. This is not to say Papanook seems terribly sharp, but I get the feeling he was exactly the same way at 25 as he is now.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-06-26 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-06-26 07:33 pm UTC

[info]_rukia
2007-06-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
[info]papanook's little explosion there is cracking me up. I'm picturing someone old and gray, sitting in a rockin chair and telling their grandkids, "When I was your age, young 'uns, I had the Internet by the BALLS, yessirree!"

Also, from now on, whenever anyone makes fun of me for anything or, indeed, does anything I don't like, I'm just going to scream, "YOU ARE NOT INVINCIBLE!" at them, over and over again.

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[info]rosalita
2007-06-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
I have no idea what I'm talking about. Can I have John Barrowman in a kilt?

Also, that clown train? Ka-reepy.

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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-06-26 01:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-06-27 03:53 pm UTC

[info]seiberwing
2007-06-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
This? This is why stupid_free is like your twelve-year-old cousin who's just discovered he has a penis.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-06-26 03:48 am UTC
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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-06-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
Winnitude to the poster who suggested that coflower 'calm down and have a sammich'.

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[info]influencethis
2007-06-26 05:12 am UTC (link)
Remember that someday you'll get old (if this poor ol' planet survives another 30-40 yrs)

God, could you BE more depressing, please. I can't count how many times I've seen something like that in the last month. How is this supposed to help things and make people change? Cause all it feels like is singing the Doom dong really really loud.

Even if we have 59 days left on this planet, I'd rather not have some dick shouting the time limit at me. Because in those 59 days I could get be a whole lot of guilt-free sexing and fun-time-having, and constant reminders of impending doom would harsh my mellow.

So please, think of my potential sexing and fun-time-having. Because I might be thinking of you. Naked.

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(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-06-26 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2007-06-26 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2007-06-26 05:40 pm UTC

[info]darkeyes
2007-06-26 02:00 pm UTC (link)
For some reason this one is cracking me up waaay more than it aught to.

Run Sephiroth! I think they're in heat! XD

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[info]greenling
2007-06-27 07:43 am UTC (link)
OMG elephant on trampoline omgsquee. ♥

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