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Angsty McGothsalot ([info]angstymcgoth) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-27 20:48:00


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How many goths does it take to build some fine Swedish furniture?
Ikea runs an advert that a particular product will brighten up your dorm room, "unlike a creepy gothic roommate, who can be a bad influence."

Gothfash, the lj goth fashion community reacts predictably, with a post titled, "I am outraged by this and I am going to write a letter."

Don't miss the derrogatory useage of the word 'norms' and how the oppression of the pasty, whiney, and emmaciated is ABSOLUTELY LIKE the systemic racism directed at African Americans!

The icing on the cake is that the OP, [info]mme_archel is community mod and owner.

Thanks to a mouse for the head's up!


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All right, STOP
[info]snarkbunny
2007-06-28 12:25 pm UTC (link)
Collaborate and listen!
Goths wear black even while they're pissin' -
Trying! To be fey and spritely,
Though don't they know they're just endin' up frightly?
Could they ever tan? YO. I don't know.
Turn off the lights - and they glow.
Inside the mall the goth crowd's hard to handle,
Drawn to Hot Topic like a moth to a candle!

GOTH GOTH BABY
WANKTASTIC GOTH GOTH BABY
WANKTASTIC...

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]onaga
2007-06-28 12:49 pm UTC (link)
The fact that you used Vanilla Ice takes this from funny into the realms of glorious perfection.

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]snarkbunny
2007-06-28 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Well, the wording was "bad rap"... logically, it was the first thing to spring to mind. :D

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]hallidae
2007-06-28 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Total agreement on the "glorious perfection" description. It sucks so hard that the rap's too much to icon.

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]snarkbunny
2007-06-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I guess that means it may be a good thing I made myself stop there. XD

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]angstymcgoth
2007-06-28 01:29 pm UTC (link)
That really is just about the best thing evar :D

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]snarkbunny
2007-06-28 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Then obviously I've failed - it was supposed to be a bad rap!

...Unless it's like, you know, Michael Jackson "Bad".

Ooooookay, enough with my brain reverting to the early 90s...

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]tez
2007-06-28 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I cannot even begin to express my love for this. You win an internet.

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]snarkbunny
2007-06-28 09:47 pm UTC (link)
*bronzes, hangs above mantle*

Although I'm not sure that even an internet makes up for the fact that I've had Vanilla Ice stuck in my head all day. My own fault.

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]squib
2007-06-28 11:20 pm UTC (link)
*worships* Thing of beauty, right there!

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]mistressrenet
2007-06-29 01:40 am UTC (link)

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]metal_dog5
2007-06-29 08:21 am UTC (link)
Pure genius :)

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Re: All right, STOP
[info]theartema
2007-07-07 03:57 am UTC (link)
Coming home from a shift at Hot Topic, I have to say this made me sporfle.

ps, is that Crowley in your icon? :D

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