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Old Coyote ([info]ueuecoyotl) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-30 01:20:00


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Californian makes negative blog entry on Texan city. SA froths at the mouth
Last week, a Californian intern in Austin visited the city of San Antonio, was not impressed, and blogged about it. Nothing special. All well and good, right? Even if some people did flood his blog entry.

A San Antonian blogger found it on Wednesday afternoon, posted about it, and let loose the hounds of war.



Joey said:
Well,
I am surprised he was even qualified to be an intern. Usually they have some common since are are fairly intelligent, but not in this case. He is trying to make a name for his self and he did A_ _ H_ _ _. I am sure he will have a short lived career. I sure hope he doesn't think he can ever look for employment in this great city. I am sure no one would ever hire him. I suggest we start a website that states do not hire Stein. I forgot he is just an intern and probably making less than someone who is states, "would you like fries with that shake". Nothing against them, he is not even good enough to work for or with them. STEIN IS A LOSER.
June 27, 2007 5:41 PM


Because immaturity totally makes you look cool on the interwebz:
James L. said:
Much voodoo to the intern who speaks poorly of our beloved River Walk. Mark Cuban said similar things about it, and he's staring at the empty shelves made especially for his team's Larry O'Brien trophies. What does Austin have? Nada! LOOOOOOSER.
June 27, 2007 6:29 PM


And don't think it's just a one-sided wank!
City Guy said:
Sorry, fat San Antonians. The intern was right! This city is quite lame. Culture? Nope, not here! Good food? You all apparently think so. I have never seen so many fat people in such a small metropolitan area. Fashion? That's an oxymoron here. And WHY is this a news story? Wow, you all must have NOTHING to report on. It's been a nice visit, thanks to family, but it's going to be great to leave. Enjoy your pork rinds and sweet tea!
June 27, 2007 10:28 PM


Soon after, a news spot turned up on WOAI, just to show that SAN ANTONIANS WILL NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN!!11one. It must have been a really slow news day. Extra funny for bashing LA and a rival sports team.

And then comments explode on the intern's blog.


By CLINT
June 27, 2007 11:16 PM | Link to this
You couldn’t be more dead on my man. Although I have never lived anywhere else other than SA in my life, I think you’re dead on. There are so many fat people here it will make you sick. Not only that, but every chance they get they’re stuffing their kid’s faces with candy, soda and all kinds of crap. Not only does the river stink, you can’t walk down the sidewalk without being blocked out by yet another fatty and his wife. Please San Antonio, lose some freaking weight so we can enjoy our god given gift of sight. (and quit using “i’m too fat” as an excuse for using 1. Handicap spaces and 2. motorized shopping carts.)


By Carlos
June 28, 2007 6:14 PM | Link to this
Wow! I thought I’d be here whining about your inexperienced, 22-year-old (you are about that old aren’t you?) review of one of America’s finest cities. That’s what I thought until I read your column. You’re writing is awful. Go back to whatever junior college you crawled out of and get a refund for whatever writing, grammar, or communicaitons classes you took. It might also help to get a little mileage under your belt and credentialize yourself before the next time you write garbage like this.


By Mike
June 28, 2007 3:24 PM | Link to this
In typical elitist,liberal,journalist fashion. He he writes and then runs and hides..you should stand on the corner in downtown San Antonio and give them your opinion in person


I don't know what he's thinking, but Stein makes a "peace offering"/proposal to San Antonians to give the city a second chance and recommend to him places to visit. People still take offense and it gets less funny as time goes on. At least he makes it easy and posts highlights of the mudslinging, but it's mostly personal crap.

Oh, Central Texas, never stop being funny and full of yourself.


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[info]smo
2007-06-30 06:36 am UTC (link)
And leave it to a Californian to offer his opinion on said funny-and-full-of-itself place in the first place. Because everyone cares what we think, TRUFAX!

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flightstothesea
2007-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
Well, we figure, you're all going to break off the continent and sink into the ocean soon enough, so we may as well let you have your fun. :D

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-06-30 06:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-06-30 07:54 pm UTC
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[info]eris
2007-06-30 06:44 am UTC (link)
I love how the local news is actively encouraging wank. Walter Cronkite has nothing on this station's journalistic integrity.

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[info]ueuecoyotl
2007-06-30 07:12 am UTC (link)
What is this "journalistic integrity" thing you mention?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-06-30 07:54 pm UTC

[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-06-30 06:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, Central Texas, never stop being funny and full of yourself.

I know that's right. :D

Is from Dallas, far, far up here in the Frozen North.

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[info]ueuecoyotl
2007-06-30 07:00 am UTC (link)
The best thing is, I get to experience this all first hand!

Is icky liberal Austinite hippy living in SA for school

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[info]hangingfire
2007-06-30 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm just sort of surprised the wank emanated from SA rather than Austin. Because my god this city is one of the wankiest places I've ever lived.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-06-30 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Indeed!

From Arkansas, and feeling oddly enough.. smug about it.

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[info]tangentialone
2007-06-30 06:51 am UTC (link)
...someone who is states, "would you like fries with that shake".

Was that even English?

You’re writing is awful.

LOL

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-06-30 06:54 am UTC (link)
I want to give all of these people punctuation and grammar lessons. ;0.0

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-06-30 07:00 am UTC
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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2007-06-30 06:06 pm UTC

rowleyorama
2007-06-30 07:48 am UTC (link)
HAHA!!


HAAAAHAHAHA!!


OMG I love my city. Give us a pro team that wins and we're all "HEY YOU GUYS CAN WE TOTALLY HANG WITH YOU? WE'VE GOT BARS, FAT PEOPLE, AND DRUNKS! AND TONY PARKER, REMEMBER HIM? HE FUCKS THAT CHICK FROM THAT SHOW! PS. THERE IS A RIVER WITH A WALK AND MORE BARS LOVE US PLZ."

Also much love on WOAI. They're the ones that followed a judge and lawyer around when they were all tryst-ing, knocked on the judge's door at 4a.m. and said "Hullo, do you think that hot monkey sex you were having is effecting how you keep paying him for stuff he doesn't do?"

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(no subject) - [info]mandelion, 2007-06-30 11:54 am UTC
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[info]dr_tristessa
2007-06-30 08:31 am UTC (link)
Please tell me that Carlos is the only one who thinks "credentialize" is a word. I feel dirty on behalf of the English language.

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(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2007-06-30 09:30 pm UTC
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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-06-30 12:56 pm UTC (link)
You’re writing is awful.

Oh the irony.

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[info]isntitironic
2007-06-30 01:59 pm UTC (link)
What is actually wrong with Americans?

No, really.

Because up here in the frozen North, there's a whole song about how Toronto sucks, which actually gets radio play, and all the Torontonians I've ever met think it's hilarious.

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*native Chicagoan* - bigi, 2007-07-01 10:53 pm UTC
Re: *native Chicagoan* - [info]quinctia, 2007-07-01 11:11 pm UTC
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[info]rachel_pi
2007-06-30 04:30 pm UTC (link)
You’re writing is awful. Go back to whatever junior college you crawled out of and get a refund for whatever writing, grammar, or communicaitons classes you took.

Hello, Pot? This is Kettle...

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[info]nifflet
2007-06-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
It must have been a really slow news day.

At WOAI, it's ALWAYS a slow news day. Srsly. My favourite was the reporters pouncing on late-night shoppers right before an ice storm went through this past winters, and the captions below read something like "Bob Smith - has seen snowflakes".

That being said...my widdle city's growing up and wanking! Aw, but honestly, I love living in San Antonio, and there's plenty of culture here. Just because some rassafrassin' Californian thinks Texas history is boring...

Sorry. *wipes up* I'm one of those fiercely loyal Texans: Houstonian by birth, San Antonian by school.

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[info]lady7jane
2007-06-30 05:08 pm UTC (link)
Extra funny for bashing LA and a rival sports team.

That rival sports team of ours is really not very good at throwing/kicking/hitting the ball!

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(no subject) - [info]vito_excalibur, 2007-06-30 05:56 pm UTC

[info]black_spot
2007-06-30 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Where?

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[info]karmyn75
2007-06-30 07:44 pm UTC (link)
They should pick on Houston. Or at least Pasadena. Everybody else does.
I've only been to San Antonio once, but I wasn't that impressed. I know people who lived there 50 years and still got lost. As my father likes to say, San Antonio was layed out by a drunk Mexican riding a burro.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-06-30 07:59 pm UTC
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[info]zinkchan
2007-06-30 08:31 pm UTC (link)
That's a lot of vitrol for simply saying "I did not like San Antonio".

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[info]calystarose
2007-06-30 10:11 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha, oh what a fool he is. no other state has a small dick overcompensation false pride problem like texas does. *snort*

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[info]joye
2007-07-01 01:28 am UTC (link)
A_ _ H_ _ _
Ooh, a word puzzle! I love these! Is it "archway"?

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(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-07-01 12:57 pm UTC

[info]ridonkulous
2007-07-01 05:05 am UTC (link)
Hey, I live in Austin! :D

*reads blog*

OMG WTF HE DISSED THE BATS FOR NOT COMING OUT WHAT A PRICK! OMGOMG HE SAID BARTON SPRINGS WAS TOO COLD! WTFWTFOMGHEMUSTDIE.

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[info]luna_hoshino
2007-07-03 12:01 am UTC (link)
All I have to say is that all of the people getting offended over THAT would never survive here in DC. A large portion of the US hates us and we don't care!

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[info]oxydosic
2007-07-03 12:43 pm UTC (link)
LULZ TEXANS.

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