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I never said I was a victim of ([info]circumstance) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-03 18:52:00
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Roadkill is serious business!
Over at Found Magazine, today's find is a picture of a couple posing with a dead deer. First commenter Sara hits the nail on the head with "Well, that's fucked up." But then the comments get more and more batshit. For example:

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE TWO PEOPLE - THE WORST OF THE WORST. MAY THEY LIVE IN COMPLETE PAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?


And so on and so forth. I don't know what's funnier, the constant talk of how the girl will get "panty crickets" from sitting on the dead deer, or commenter "I'm in love with animals", who insists that the deer is being sexually abused: "sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)" Ooookay.
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Chickenman, hold my hand
[info]fevered_ego
2007-07-04 12:01 am UTC (link)
I guess I've gone on too many road trips this year, but that deer didn't squick me at all. There aren't even any organs coming out the back end, and that's pretty much standard for all the really nasty roadkill.

PS - If someone did this to my grandmother, I would be confused. She is just a skeleton now, and probbly not very comfortable to sit on.

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Re: Chickenman, hold my hand - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-07-04 08:52 am UTC
median cats are growling at me - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-07-06 01:03 am UTC

[info]monsley
2007-07-04 12:08 am UTC (link)
... sigh.

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[info]oar
2007-07-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
So . . . am I missing something here? I mean, I'm assuming that these people just found a dead deer on the side of the road and took a picture with it. Weird and gross, but not OMG OUTRAGE. Dude, it's a dead animal. Most of those commenters probably eat dead animals every day. Chill the fuck out.

Unless they stop and hold a candlelight vigil over the corpse of every piece of roadkill that they pass on the highway.

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(no subject) - [info]circumstance, 2007-07-04 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]benighted, 2007-07-04 12:34 am UTC
PRANCE MERRILY IN FORESTS UNTIL IT TOOK A WRONG TURN AT A HIGHWAY AND SHOOK HANDS WITH A SEMI - [info]nefret, 2007-07-04 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]irised, 2007-07-04 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-04 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2007-07-04 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-07-04 01:33 am UTC
So much OT rambling ahead... - [info]lizzypaul, 2007-07-04 05:20 am UTC
Re: So much OT rambling ahead... - [info]smo, 2007-07-04 05:26 am UTC
Re: So much OT rambling ahead... - [info]lizzypaul, 2007-07-04 05:33 am UTC
Re: So much OT rambling ahead... - [info]smo, 2007-07-04 05:37 am UTC
Re: So much OT rambling ahead... - [info]greenling, 2007-07-06 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightfalltwen, 2007-07-04 09:27 pm UTC

[info]ereshkigal
2007-07-04 12:49 am UTC (link)
Ew.

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[info]irised
2007-07-04 12:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, man! The comments are awesome.

Other choice titbits -

This made me so sad. Before checking out the find of the day I checked my email. My inbox contained an email from a boyfriend from 7 years ago who said he still thinks of me when he sees dead animals and road kill.

Oh baby!

"This is distrubing & sadistic!! I was hoping bambi was part of a movie set and the imbeciles were just having fun with the fake deer. But after zooming the picture, it sure does look like dried up blood on the concrete. This pic gives off some real strong emotions. I don't like it."

"Rex, about vegetarianism. My kids and hubby are vegetarians. My daughters, i think, because they truly respect life in all of its forms. My husband, i think, just to make things difficult for em. Me... i have no excuse.... people are people. I am I."

It's so ... so profound...

"And THIS is why it can be so hard not to hate strangers. If one saw these two at a gas station off the highway, one might toss at them a passing greeting. This makes me not want to be nice to strangers because they might be sick a$$h0les."

Clearly, a winning strategy for life!
"Hey, why the hell did you just beat that guy up?"
"He might have been an asshole."

"i'm in love with animals said: enduring sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)

It's called "pyronecrobeastiality", which is where you have sex with a dead animal until it catches on fire. Clearly, she's just getting started."

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(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-07-04 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2007-07-04 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grrliz, 2007-07-04 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-04 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-07-04 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]worstangel, 2007-07-04 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-07-04 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaganthi, 2007-07-05 11:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-07-06 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-07-04 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarcastic_elf, 2007-07-04 02:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-07-04 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oar, 2007-07-04 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]irised, 2007-07-04 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-07-04 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2007-07-07 11:04 pm UTC

[info]pantyless_angel
2007-07-04 01:35 am UTC (link)
Seeing the picture I thought two things:
#1: That is probably unhygienic.
#2: I hope those shorts don't get ruined.

I guess my mentality has just been ruined by being born into a family of deer hunters.
I wonder what they would thing of the story about my uncle shooting a buck off the doe it was fucking? he'd have shot the doe too but his gun jammed.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-07-04 01:47 am UTC
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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2007-07-04 02:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2007-07-04 02:16 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-07-06 07:27 pm UTC

[info]pfeffermuse
2007-07-04 02:04 am UTC (link)
I hope that deer was just hit by the semi when the couple decided to get that up-close-and-personal to it.

My friends own a farm. . .friends help you move, real friends help you move dead sheep.

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[info]perletwo
2007-07-04 02:09 am UTC (link)
Okay, am I reading this right?

Found on the sidewalk in a photo book entitled "Anti Fourth of July." The cover had an American flag with black duct tape replacing the red stripes.

So, as I read it this is really part of somebody's punk-art project, now disgarded? And the foamy-mouthed posters are being rabid over people who are. Not. Even. Involved. in the posting at all?

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[info]tangentialone
2007-07-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?

I can totally see the deer's family getting on the internet, as they do, and seeing this--which just brings it all back. :'(

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(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2007-07-04 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]benighted, 2007-07-04 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2007-07-04 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-04 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-07-04 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-07-04 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-07-04 11:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-07-04 11:45 pm UTC

[info]elysian
2007-07-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
Native americans/canadians give thanks to the animal spirits for giving of their lives for their sustenance (i'm sure that i dont have that exactly right, but, you get the point)

I totally parsed this as those wacky Canadians thanking the animal spirits every time they, like, make a sandwich.

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(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2007-07-04 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eldritch, 2007-07-04 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-04 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eldritch, 2007-07-04 05:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2007-07-04 01:39 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-07-04 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-07-04 11:43 pm UTC

[info]smo
2007-07-04 05:27 am UTC (link)
What if someone did that to their grandmother?

Depends on the grandmother.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-07-04 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sionja, 2007-07-05 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-05 06:15 am UTC

[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-07-04 05:53 am UTC (link)
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE TWO PEOPLE - THE WORST OF THE WORST. MAY THEY LIVE IN COMPLETE PAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

I SENTENCE THEM TO TRAMPLING BY DRAFT HORSE!

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[info]lerefuge
2007-07-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
LOL at comparing a dead roadkill deer to a grandmother. I don't think that person owns enough lives for all that fail.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-07-04 08:09 am UTC (link)
For some reason, despite involving dead animals, this wank bring teh funneh.

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2007-07-04 01:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-07-04 09:57 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2007-07-04 08:11 am UTC (link)
its pictures like this that give Americans a bad name.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that dissing roadkill is not the number one problem the world has with us.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-07-04 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hitchhiker42, 2007-07-08 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2007-07-04 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-07-05 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-07-05 04:50 pm UTC

[info]napalmnacey
2007-07-04 09:06 am UTC (link)
I can only guess that these people would not like the photos I took of my cat's artistic arrangement of the remains of her mouse kill. She was an artist, that cat. Once she had the rat's feet coming out of its own ear. Once she just left a face and some kidneys. Bizarre.

And I remember the photo I took of the spot where my eldest cat killed a mouse. Complete with chalk outlines of where the murder took place. *nods nods nods*

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-07-04 03:10 pm UTC
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[info]guilty_as_sin
2007-07-04 12:24 pm UTC (link)
What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?

Obviously someone's never heard Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.

"i'm in love with animals said: enduring sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)

So is it "you got your bestiality in my necrophilia" or "you got your necrophilia in my bestiality?"

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2007-07-04 01:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dandywolves, 2007-07-05 09:16 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2007-07-04 02:16 pm UTC (link)
It might surprise some of you to know that freedom is not just about the things you approve of, it's also about the things you don't. Taking a silly photo of yourselves with a dead deer on the side of the road is not illegal, only stupid. It doesn't warrant death or torture to the participants, if it did, I don't know what that would be called, but it wouldn't be freedom.

No! No! Get your EARTH LOGIC out of this wank! We don't want it here.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-04 06:08 pm UTC (link)
What if someone did that to their grandmother?
Suddenly, I have to think of a German made-for-TV movie where a family tries to smuggle granny's corpse back to Poland cause they can't afford the transportation fees.
...
Dammit my VCR ain't working at the moment *sadface*

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[info]hickorydickory
2007-07-04 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Reading those comments, I expected that they would have been posing in some horrendously insulting way with the deer, like dressing it up in oversized 1980s sunglasses and a piano key tie while taking measurements for the trophy wall-mount. But they're just... boringly sitting there.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-07-04 11:41 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2007-07-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
I have nothing to add to this wank, except that the guy who runs Found magazine went to my high school and is my cousin by marriage.

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(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2007-07-05 03:06 am UTC

[info]laurelin_kit
2007-07-05 03:40 am UTC (link)
Panty crickets?!

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(no subject) - [info]circumstance, 2007-07-05 11:52 am UTC

[info]anarchicq
2007-07-05 07:36 am UTC (link)
...We do what now?

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[info]joye
2007-07-06 04:55 am UTC (link)
If this picture was never taken, the world would never know about Panty Crickets.
God bless your important work, Found Magazine.

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[info]stromatolite
2007-07-07 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that site has some wanky commenters.

The July 6 entry has a small but hilarious exchange between hotmom and everyone else, wherein hotmom makes a self-righteous comment referencing her distaste for discussion of phallic symbolism. Dwight's Stapler can't pass up the bait, and comments on the contradiction between her name and her attitude. We get you're just jealous, think of the children, I am sexy and modest too!, and then there is a small dogpile.

http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/780

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