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I never said I was a victim of ([info]circumstance) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-03 18:52:00


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Roadkill is serious business!
Over at Found Magazine, today's find is a picture of a couple posing with a dead deer. First commenter Sara hits the nail on the head with "Well, that's fucked up." But then the comments get more and more batshit. For example:

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE TWO PEOPLE - THE WORST OF THE WORST. MAY THEY LIVE IN COMPLETE PAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?


And so on and so forth. I don't know what's funnier, the constant talk of how the girl will get "panty crickets" from sitting on the dead deer, or commenter "I'm in love with animals", who insists that the deer is being sexually abused: "sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)" Ooookay.


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[info]irised
2007-07-04 12:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, man! The comments are awesome.

Other choice titbits -

This made me so sad. Before checking out the find of the day I checked my email. My inbox contained an email from a boyfriend from 7 years ago who said he still thinks of me when he sees dead animals and road kill.

Oh baby!

"This is distrubing & sadistic!! I was hoping bambi was part of a movie set and the imbeciles were just having fun with the fake deer. But after zooming the picture, it sure does look like dried up blood on the concrete. This pic gives off some real strong emotions. I don't like it."

"Rex, about vegetarianism. My kids and hubby are vegetarians. My daughters, i think, because they truly respect life in all of its forms. My husband, i think, just to make things difficult for em. Me... i have no excuse.... people are people. I am I."


It's so ... so profound...

"And THIS is why it can be so hard not to hate strangers. If one saw these two at a gas station off the highway, one might toss at them a passing greeting. This makes me not want to be nice to strangers because they might be sick a$$h0les."

Clearly, a winning strategy for life!
"Hey, why the hell did you just beat that guy up?"
"He might have been an asshole."

"i'm in love with animals said: enduring sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)

It's called "pyronecrobeastiality", which is where you have sex with a dead animal until it catches on fire. Clearly, she's just getting started."

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verthandi
2007-07-04 01:34 am UTC (link)
My daughters, i think, because they truly respect life in all of its forms.

Then why are they eating plants? OMG! Just because you can't hear a radish scream doesn't mean it doesn't feel pain!

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[info]wanktastic
2007-07-04 01:52 am UTC (link)
Have the radishes stopped screaming, Clarice?

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[info]grrliz
2007-07-04 02:04 am UTC (link)
WIN

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[info]smo
2007-07-04 05:26 am UTC (link)
ILU

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verthandi
2007-07-04 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Your response is covered in awesomesauce.

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[info]worstangel
2007-07-04 02:46 am UTC (link)
I've heard the screams of the vegetables...

Oh, Arrogant Worms, j'adore.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-07-04 08:09 am UTC (link)
HEAR ME NOW! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. THEY HAVE A CONSCIOUSNESS. THEY HAVE A LIFE. THEY HAVE A SOUL. DAMN YOU! LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES! SAVE OUR BROTHERS! CAN I GET AN AMEN?

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[info]zaganthi
2007-07-05 11:26 am UTC (link)
Damn, you beat me to it. Made of win!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-07-06 07:15 am UTC (link)
CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH?

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[info]amymccabe
2007-07-04 11:53 am UTC (link)
You are full of win and awesome.

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[info]sarcastic_elf
2007-07-04 02:13 pm UTC (link)
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin

The truth behind that heinous Halloween tradition!! Oh, the pumpkinity!

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pastri_archy
2007-07-04 03:58 pm UTC (link)
;_; The poor, poor pumpkin!

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[info]oar
2007-07-04 03:54 am UTC (link)
My daughters, i think, because they truly respect life in all of its forms.

Except for people who take pictures with dead deer on the side of the road. They can die in a fire.

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[info]irised
2007-07-04 08:15 am UTC (link)
xD

Her daughters know the truth ... only zombies have their picture taken with dead deer.

Man, the bit where she says Me... i have no excuse.... people are people. I am I. is making me think she's a cannibal now.

... BRAAAIINS

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-07-04 11:48 pm UTC (link)
My inbox contained an email from a boyfriend from 7 years ago who said he still thinks of me when he sees dead animals and road kill.

... honestly, I got nothin'. I just thought that bore repeating. Because that's romance, people!

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-07-07 11:04 pm UTC (link)
This made me so sad. Before checking out the find of the day I checked my email. My inbox contained an email from a boyfriend from 7 years ago who said he still thinks of me when he sees dead animals and road kill.

Wow, sometimes you really can't have enough DO NOT WANT.

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