Roadkill is serious business!
Over at Found Magazine, today's find is a picture of a couple posing with a dead deer. First commenter Sara hits the nail on the head with "Well, that's fucked up." But then the comments get more and more batshit. For example:

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE TWO PEOPLE - THE WORST OF THE WORST. MAY THEY LIVE IN COMPLETE PAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?

And so on and so forth. I don't know what's funnier, the constant talk of how the girl will get "panty crickets" from sitting on the dead deer, or commenter "I'm in love with animals", who insists that the deer is being sexually abused: "sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)" Ooookay.

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	pantyless_angel 2007-07-04 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Seeing the picture I thought two things: #1: That is probably unhygienic. #2: I hope those shorts don't get ruined. I guess my mentality has just been ruined by being born into a family of deer hunters. I wonder what they would thing of the story about my uncle shooting a buck off the doe it was fucking? he'd have shot the doe too but his gun jammed. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-07-04 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Re: Deer Story That's just so wrong, and yet I can't stop laughing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wanktastic 2007-07-04 01:56 am UTC (link)
	but his gun jammed. So did the buck's, I imagine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	flightstothesea 2007-07-04 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I loled. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pantyless_angel 2007-07-04 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I second the LOL. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2007-07-04 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Thirded. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2007-07-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh so fourthed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	squib 2007-07-05 12:35 am UTC (link)
	OMG! Actual funny on oft_wank! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	itsirtou 2007-07-04 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Fellow deer hunter here! Obviously these people have never tasted deer jerky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	perletwo 2007-07-04 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I had homemade venison chili at a church supper once. OMG I still have dreams about how good that chili was. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	v_digitalwytch 2007-07-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Thanks to the two of you, I now have a craving for venison. It's been too long since I've had a nice steak or medallions. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yattara 2007-07-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	woes about being a vegetarian. That sounds awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evening_rose 2007-07-07 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Come to my house. Deer meat is a staple here, and the chili is made of awesome. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-07-04 08:11 am UTC (link)
	True story! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spawn_of_kong 2007-07-04 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	True story: My dad tells me when I was one year old (we were living in Albany, NY at the time), I had a babysitter who hunted deer with her own bow and arrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lysana 2007-07-05 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Talk about coming and going at the same time. ...oh, yeah, like nobody else here thought it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mistressrenet 2007-07-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
	What does it say about me that I'm thinking, "Damn, how'd he get a doe tag?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantyless_angel 2007-07-06 01:33 am UTC (link)
	We have a large deer population around here. So when deer season comes around You can get a buck tag and a doe tag. We see them all time around here, except of course for deer season. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2007-07-06 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	That would explain it, yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shaysdays 2007-07-06 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaah. So that's where the buck actually stops. I always wondered. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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