Roadkill is serious business!
Over at Found Magazine, today's find is a picture of a couple posing with a dead deer. First commenter Sara hits the nail on the head with "Well, that's fucked up." But then the comments get more and more batshit. For example:

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE TWO PEOPLE - THE WORST OF THE WORST. MAY THEY LIVE IN COMPLETE PAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?

And so on and so forth. I don't know what's funnier, the constant talk of how the girl will get "panty crickets" from sitting on the dead deer, or commenter "I'm in love with animals", who insists that the deer is being sexually abused: "sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)" Ooookay.

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	elysian 2007-07-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Native americans/canadians give thanks to the animal spirits for giving of their lives for their sustenance (i'm sure that i dont have that exactly right, but, you get the point) I totally parsed this as those wacky Canadians thanking the animal spirits every time they, like, make a sandwich. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thebratqueen 2007-07-04 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Well they are pretty polite. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eldritch 2007-07-04 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Me too. "Pass the salami. Sorry 'bout that, eh." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-07-04 05:28 am UTC (link)
	I LOL'D, eh! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eldritch 2007-07-04 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Glad to provide you with some amusement, eh. Just don't touch the jerky-- we haven't finished the last rites yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sepiamagpie 2007-07-04 07:14 am UTC (link)
	I know I do! "oh great bacon beast, thank you for giving me your salty hide this day..." And of course, the roaming plains pepperonis. I don't... I don't go out there much. There's bugs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2007-07-04 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I like the sound of the "Great Bacon Beast" myself... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	isntitironic 2007-07-04 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	I would, but I don't think bologna actually comes from animals. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mistal 2007-07-04 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think "hmmm juicy hamburger..." counts as a thanks. needs a Canadian icon (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-07-04 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	It would be kind of cool, however, if every time you flipped to a hockey game being played in Canada, the camera would pan across the crowd, showing scads of our northern neighbors enthusiastically blessing their hot dogs and thanking the animal spirits for giving up their lips and assholes for the sake of such tasty "meat" snacks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	judyhazeleyes 2007-07-04 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	... THAT would actually be enough to get me watching hockey! is a bad, bad Canadian (Reply to this)(Parent)

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