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I never said I was a victim of ([info]circumstance) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-03 18:52:00


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Roadkill is serious business!
Over at Found Magazine, today's find is a picture of a couple posing with a dead deer. First commenter Sara hits the nail on the head with "Well, that's fucked up." But then the comments get more and more batshit. For example:

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE TWO PEOPLE - THE WORST OF THE WORST. MAY THEY LIVE IN COMPLETE PAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

What if someone did that to their grandmother? Would it be funny then? What if someone did that to their daughter? Would you all crack jokes?


And so on and so forth. I don't know what's funnier, the constant talk of how the girl will get "panty crickets" from sitting on the dead deer, or commenter "I'm in love with animals", who insists that the deer is being sexually abused: "sexual abuse after death.. what's that called?? necrophilia? (something like that.. that girl is a necrophiliac)" Ooookay.


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[info]xero_sky
2007-07-04 08:11 am UTC (link)
its pictures like this that give Americans a bad name.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that dissing roadkill is not the number one problem the world has with us.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-04 11:52 am UTC (link)
No, not number one. It's more like, number four.
I should know, every morning, I sit in front of a mirror, light black candles and chant:
"I swear by the Grand Prince of Darkness that I shall hate the US for:
1. Various human rights and international law violations
2. Those angry, angry Baptists
3. Ann Coulter
4. DISSING ROADKILL WTF ASSVIOLINS!?!?!?!°!
5. Creationism"
Then, I eat a baby :D

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[info]hitchhiker42
2007-07-08 06:17 pm UTC (link)
And how would you like your Internets today?

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[info]hickorydickory
2007-07-04 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, you'd be surprised.

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[info]tehrin
2007-07-05 02:42 am UTC (link)
How do they know those people are even American? I don't see a tiny American flag planted on the deer's ass.

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[info]damien
2007-07-05 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Replace American with 'humans' and the sentence will read better. Especially if you turn "its" into "It's".

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