for every animal that vegans don't eat..

i shall eat three.

This is confusing me, because vegans don't eat animals. Vegans don't ANY animals, which means they are NOT eating every animal on the planet, which means that in order to eat three times more than every animal vegans don't eat you'd have to eat three times as many animals than actually exist on the planet.

Um, I think. It's somewhat confusing. It also seems somewhat gluttonous.