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amyheartssiroc ([info]amyheartssiroc) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-05 10:28:00
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There's a post in [info]stupid_free about people defending the terrorist actions of an animal rights group.

The stupid shows up to defend itself, and wank explodes. Way too much wank to link to.

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[info]xero_sky
2007-07-05 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Sentient, you keep using that word but I don't think it means what you think it means.

I valiantly waded through all the self righteous stupidity, pointing and mocking as I went, right up until the part where they started arguing about whether chickens are sentient.

Then my brain shorted out.

Sorry guys, but not only are chickens sentient, they're evil. Duh.

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[info]leather
2007-07-05 07:22 pm UTC (link)
I think the best reason for eating chicken is that given the opportunity, they'd eat us first. I firmly believe this.

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[info]funwithrage
2007-07-09 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Hee!

I agree. And I had this conversation with a vegetarian friend of mine, which led to: "So, would you eat your own evil hand? If it tried to kill you and you had to cut it off?"

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[info]mindset
2007-07-05 07:28 pm UTC (link)
And swans too, of course.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-07-06 03:53 am UTC (link)
And we don't even eat them! Not that I wouldn't love to see someone eat a swan.

...from a distance.

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[info]nekoama
2007-07-05 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I've had a 'pet' chicken when I was a kid. I think my left butcheek was more sentient.

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[info]tofuknight
2007-07-06 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm not entirely sure why, but that made me laugh like a hyena on valium.

Thank you!

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-05 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Sorry guys, but not only are chickens sentient, they're evil.
Which anybody who ever player Ocarina of Time knows all too well.

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[info]smo
2007-07-05 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Also, they run around the barnyard after you cut their heads off, according to my dad, who grew up on a chicken farm.

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[info]sheep
2007-07-05 09:18 pm UTC (link)
My mum told me the same! She used to hate it.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2007-07-05 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Some can even live for a good while afterwards.

D:

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[info]xero_sky
2007-07-05 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh god.

I can't imagine what feeding a headless chicken with an eyedropper must have been like.

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[info]smo
2007-07-05 10:41 pm UTC (link)
!!!!!!!

Frankenchicken!

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-05 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Allegedly, so can pirates because they're awesome like that.

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[info]smo
2007-07-05 10:42 pm UTC (link)
That is profoundly awesome. Matey.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Yarghly!

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[info]xero_sky
2007-07-05 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I can verify this, for as a child I was chased across the yard by a headless chicken. I took refuge on top of a dog house until the chicken ran out of steam and fell over. My dad explained the whole part about how chickens didn't die right away, and nervous systems, and blah blah blah, but I knew the truth: EVIL ZOMBIE CHICKENS.

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[info]sheep
2007-07-05 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Are they going to take on the holy zombie carpenter in the sky?

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[info]smo
2007-07-05 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Those were no chickens. Those were EVIL INCARNATE.

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[info]pantyless_angel
2007-07-05 11:10 pm UTC (link)
They do the same if it's head is bitten off by a pig too...We don't let our chickens run loose anymore.

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[info]smo
2007-07-05 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Bitten off by a...?

Um. Details plz?

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[info]t_boy
2007-07-06 02:03 am UTC (link)

Wait, does one mean “sapience” when one says “sentience”?

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[info]rachelmap
2007-07-06 04:54 am UTC (link)
One shouldn't.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-07-06 03:55 am UTC (link)
My late grandmother who had as one of her chores the job to feed the chickens would heartily agree with the innate evilness of poultry in general.

Up to her dying day she still had some scars from those beaks on her legs.

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winterfox
2007-07-06 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken's head rose.

Kahlan pulled back.

Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway.

"Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper.

There wasn't enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the dark spot. But she didn't need to see it.

"Dear spirits, help me," she prayed under her breath.

The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

This was evil manifest.

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