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	smo 2007-07-05 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Also, they run around the barnyard after you cut their heads off, according to my dad, who grew up on a chicken farm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sheep 2007-07-05 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	My mum told me the same! She used to hate it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bigbigtruck 2007-07-05 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Some can even live for a good while afterwards. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	xero_sky 2007-07-05 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god. I can't imagine what feeding a headless chicken with an eyedropper must have been like. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2007-07-05 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	!!!!!!! Frankenchicken! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	barankhy 2007-07-05 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Allegedly, so can pirates because they're awesome like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-07-05 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	That is profoundly awesome. ~~Matey.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-07-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yarghly! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xero_sky 2007-07-05 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	I can verify this, for as a child I was chased across the yard by a headless chicken. I took refuge on top of a dog house until the chicken ran out of steam and fell over. My dad explained the whole part about how chickens didn't die right away, and nervous systems, and blah blah blah, but I knew the truth: EVIL ZOMBIE CHICKENS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sheep 2007-07-05 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Are they going to take on the holy zombie carpenter in the sky? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2007-07-05 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Those were no chickens. Those were EVIL INCARNATE. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pantyless_angel 2007-07-05 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	They do the same if it's head is bitten off by a pig too...We don't let our chickens run loose anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-07-05 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Bitten off by a...? Um. Details plz? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

pantyless_angel
2007-07-05 11:37 pm UTC (link)

We used to let our chickens run loose during the day and would close them back up in the coop at night. After a while we started to notice some chickens were disappearing, and we never found any corpses.
One day I was helping dad feed the pigs and chickens when I saw our sow push the cracked corn the pigs ate over to the edge of the pig pen. when a near by chicken put it's head in to eat the corn the sow grabbed it's head and began trying to pull it through the fence.
Naturally I freaked the fuck out.
Dad started kicking the fence to get the sow to let go of the chicken, she didn't but the head came of and the chicken ran around the yard for like three minuets.
PIGS ARE EVIL!!!! even if they do taste good.

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	smo 2007-07-05 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	O.O Wow. And here I thought chickens were evil incarnate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantyless_angel 2007-07-05 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, chickens are evil incarnate, pigs are evil too. the only difference between them is that pigs are smart. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2007-07-06 12:17 am UTC (link)
	This is trufax. If there's one thing I've always heard about pigs, it's that they're plenty brainy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pastri_archy 2007-07-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	O.O, indeed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-07-06 12:30 am UTC (link)
	...Holy shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2007-07-06 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Seconding this. Wow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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