Grammar wank ahoy
Snagged off stupid_free

ilovefreaks has a bone to pick with the

writers_guild community:

To the grammer Nazis
I am sorry that you have no life and that all you do is blog and materbate. (Which makes for a very sticky keyboard)

Grammar nitpicking? On a writers' community? OH THE INDIGNITY.

The community members are less than amused, so she retorts with piercing rhetoric like "I do have good work it's just when people get so stuck on the grammar that they can't see anything else what does that make them. I have a right to bitch I'm an American!"

Also with a side of Nazi wank

In addition to that, courtesy of the sharp folks on stupid_free, we have an example of the eye-poppingly wonderful prose of

ilovefreak that's been so cruelly maligned by the denizens of

writers_guild:

READ IT. READ IT AND WEEP (WITH HAPPINESS).

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	rachel_pi 2007-07-15 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, man, really? How far in was that? (I salute you for even getting that far. I gave up when she was rubbing up on Elliot's lap) Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. I mean, I know that the L&O franchise is pretty formulaic, but too much about that script just sounds too familiar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

seiberwing
2007-07-15 10:34 pm UTC (link)

Right when she was talking to Huang. It is a do not want.

Pepper turned around to Munch

Pepper:Ah yes I can give both your mind and your body a workout.

Pepper grabbed Munch's head ran her hands through his hair and giggled. She grabbed his hand and put it on her back.

It follows a pattern, yeah, but the dialogue and quips and plot twists are the parts that differ. And I can't really see her having enough skill to write out proper SVU snark. Bad writers like this never seem to use subtle humor or give any character but their own the ability to verbally pwn.

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rachel_pi
2007-07-15 10:42 pm UTC (link)

Ok, yeah, I just read through the whole thing. Holy Tense Shifts, Batman!

But it just strikes me as a little too similar to a couple episodes. There was definitely one with a psychopathic woman who tried to seduce any man who came in to question her and I'm pretty sure she was wearing a white tank top when she went after Eliot, but then they sent Olivia in to deal with her.

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	seiberwing 2007-07-15 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Hrm. Haven't seen that one yet, although I'd like to. Only one I know of is the woman with the brain tumor who tried to make out with Eliot randomly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

sashenka
2007-07-16 12:14 am UTC (link)

Pepper turneds around to Munch

Pepper:Ah yes I can give both your mind and your body a workout.

Pepper grab~~bed~~s Munch's head, ranuns her hands through his hair and giggleds. She grab~~bed~~s his hand and puts</s> it on her back.

There, now we can see that even in proper script form (which anyone could have learned out of a $6 book* or even free on the internet), it's still shit.

*If one's dream is scriptwriting, a $6 book might be in order at the very least.

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	sashenka 2007-07-16 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I clearly left a tag open, but you get the idea >_> (Reply to this)(Parent)

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