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Dash O'Pepper ([info]pfeffermuse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-15 15:50:00


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Poor Skills + Furry Baby Kink + Silk PJs + Stupid Free = Wank
Bring the marshmallows.

Tailfox makes a post to Poor_Skills (a community for living frugally), asking for help to remove a stain from a pair of silk pajamas.

Of course, that wasn't how Tailfox phrased it. Rather, he asked for help in "quickly removing caca from silk jammies before his 'daddy' returned home . . . his diaper leaked . . . while watching his Teletubbies DVDs." Although the original post is now deleted, Belladona provides screencaps and continuing mock at Stupid_Free.

This might have ended with just the bahleetion and the mock on Stupid_Free, but you can't keep a good troll down.

Tailfox's "daddy" Davefox Davewolf makes a follow-up post on Poor_Skills, using Tailfox's LJ account, to cast blame on the Poor_Skills member who gave his widdle bwabie instructions for mixing bleach with other household chemicals, and he therefore demands reimbursement for the $150 cost of the silk pajamas.

Some Poor_Skills members play with the troll, others mock, and some others -- well, we're not sure if they've figured things out yet.

And tk_creations is looking for an e-lawyer in Poor_Skills, since "daddy" furry is threatening to e-sue.

ETA (2): Stupid_Free continues the mock with a [recently unlocked] post concerning "daddy" furry.

All in all, a wonderfully bizarre wank on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

(Self-disclosure, I made one post in Poor_Skills for the LoLz.)

ETA (1): To remove link to locked post on Stupid_Free, and to fix links.

ETA (3): And Tailfox officially jumps the shark with his newest post in Poor_Skills.
(Thanks to ladystarlight for the link. Also, thanks to izzy23 for the "jump the shark" reference.)

ETA (4): Bahleeted from Poor_Skills. However, the mock continues at Stupid_Free.

And it looks like another troll has infiltrated Poor_Skills. This time bringing a boring racist post.

ETA (5): And what does any mod, looking to eliminate trolls from s/he/its community do? Ban the trolls? Freeze the posts? Delete said offending posts? No, delete the entire community. That's right folks, mod impi-batso takes her Poor_Skills community and goes home. That'll show all the meanies that being poor is serious business.

Once more Clarissa Stupid_Free explains it all.

mindiloohoo creates a new community. As does _biotch. As does journalismgirl. Except for being previous members of Poor_Skills, none appear to be affiliated with the original mod. So, we now have poor_skills2, poorskillz and poorskills to replace the loss of Poor_Skills. It's a good time to be poor.

At this moment, poor_skills2 appears to be the heir apparent, with poorskillz being the troll bait snark community, leaving poorskills to bring up the rear.

This seems to be the wank that keeps on giving. And based on some posts in Stupid_Free, it just might.

Wank is something that even the poor can afford.

ETA (6): It's back. And whatever the mod's locked now-deleted post was, it must have been good.



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[info]smo
2007-07-15 09:29 pm UTC (link)
So, this person was a...?

Who soiled his...?

As a grown-ass...?

Righty-ho, then.

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[info]toph
2007-07-15 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Bwahaha, I was just checking wank_report to see if anyone had posted this yet. This is quality.

tailfox: Just a warning that all comments are being logged
tk_creations: Oh noes, I'm so scared!

Maybe I'd be worried if I lived in the US where you have the STUPIDEST FUCKING LAWSUITS I've ever seen. (Judge Judy anyone?)
tailfox: We're not just talking civil damages. There was the potential of an explosion or toxic fumes. By instructing him to do this, with full knowledge of the results, it is premeditated murder.


This has brightened up my day.

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(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-07-16 02:59 am UTC
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[info]toph
2007-07-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Also, a couple of your links are a little borked due to excess slashes after the .html

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(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2007-07-15 09:49 pm UTC

[info]demonbean
2007-07-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm still bending my mind around the fact that they willingly wear diapers.

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eviemouse
2007-07-15 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Seems the stupid_free links are dead. :-(

Still, this was worth it alone for the following quote I found on Wikipedia while trying to find out what exactly a "babyfur" is.

For diaper lovers, the search is difficult because there are few diaper lovers in the general population. Most people aren't particularly aroused by diapers.

Wikipedia is surely educating.

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[info]julian_black
2007-07-15 10:07 pm UTC (link)
If a woman posted here asking for help with her period, or if some African-American needed help with their afro, you would not shoot the question down. But because I happen to be a babyfur everyone can gang up on me even though my question was appropriate to the group?

this is BS.


FURSECUTION! OH NOES!

I you post about being a babyfur, and how you managed to shit your "daddy's" silk "jammies" while watching Teletubbies, people are going to mock you. They just fucking are.

If you want to know how to get feces out of silk, and do it quickly, there are plenty of ways to ask that question that do not involve bringing your kink into it.

So either the OP is too fucking stupid to realize this, or else gets off on being fursecuted, or, I imagine, a bit of both. Either way, A++, WOULD FURBASH AGAIN!!1!

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[info]nekoama
2007-07-15 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, I don't want to turn this into my thoughts on yaoi, but I never understood the point on basing your entire life and lifestyle around what gets you off.

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2007-07-15 10:57 pm UTC (link)
I totally want to follow the directions for cleaning, just to see how big the explosion is...

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2007-07-16 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2007-07-16 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2007-07-16 03:15 am UTC
The 'cleaning' directions, by tk_creations - [info]irised, 2007-07-16 09:37 am UTC
Re: The 'cleaning' directions, by tk_creations - [info]silrana, 2007-07-16 10:52 am UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2007-07-15 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I am absolutely in hysterics over this macro.

It, like the rest of that post, is made of organic, handpicked WIN.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-15 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-07-16 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-07-16 08:44 am UTC
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[info]elemcee
2007-07-15 11:33 pm UTC (link)
...So, actually, I am so WTF'd out by this wank that I can't think of anything to say except:

Why would you wear silk if there was any chance of that happening and you knew that you couldn't afford it?

A+ on it, though. :D

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Jesus to jesus and eight hands around!
[info]snacky
2007-07-15 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I...I clicked on a bad bad link in that post. D:

I need a stiff drink.

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Re: Jesus to jesus and eight hands around! - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2007-07-15 11:50 pm UTC
Re: Jesus to jesus and eight hands around! - [info]pfeffermuse, 2007-07-15 11:53 pm UTC
Re: Jesus to jesus and eight hands around! - [info]julian_black, 2007-07-16 12:17 am UTC
Re: Jesus to jesus and eight hands around! - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-07-16 02:09 am UTC
Re: Jesus to jesus and eight hands around! - [info]rikiki, 2007-07-16 03:00 am UTC

[info]lil_miss_stfu
2007-07-15 11:48 pm UTC (link)
This macro wins all.

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[info]exdee
2007-07-16 12:22 am UTC (link)
We are not amused.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 12:42 am UTC

[info]tangentialone
2007-07-16 12:49 am UTC (link)
This reminds me of that one time some guy claiming to be "half demon" posted on a Pagan forum asking for a ritual to help him... something about coming into his heritage, bringing out his demon half, whatever.

And someone posted a recipe for gunpowder (and said that if he was really half demon, it wouldn't hurt him).

But then a mod removed that part of the comment. :'(

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-07-16 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-07-16 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-07-16 06:49 am UTC
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[info]sisterelwood
2007-07-16 01:58 am UTC (link)
You know, up until this point in my life I lived oblivious to what a 'babyfur' was. In the last week this has been remedied. I wish it hadn't been.

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(no subject) - [info]damnedfallacy, 2007-07-16 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2007-07-16 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-07-16 03:27 am UTC

[info]ladystarlight
2007-07-16 02:33 am UTC (link)
And the latest here: http://community.livejournal.com/poor_skills/1561032.html?style=mine

sorry, too lazy to look up my 'how to HTML' links.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-07-16 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-07-16 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 03:58 am UTC

[info]pink_rhombus
2007-07-16 02:42 am UTC (link)
I'd love to know where the idea got started that we have to respect every kink under the sun. Yeah, an adult has every right to sit around pretending he's a fox, watching Teletubbies in a shitty diaper and dribbling turds all over his Daddy's red silk PJs but you better believe the minute he posts about it on a public website I'm going to laugh at him. As a matter of fact, not only am I going to laugh, I am going to POINT and laugh. And call everyone within earshot over to laugh at him with me. Because it's fucking HILARIOUS!

I have my own freaky kinks, man, but I keep that shit to myself. And I would fully expect to be laughed at if my horrible, horrible secret were ever revealed.

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-07-16 02:54 am UTC (link)
Apparently, Daddy is taking LJ away-
http://tailfox.livejournal.com/732.html

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-07-16 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2007-07-16 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-07-16 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-07-16 05:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]drhenryjekyll, 2007-07-16 09:29 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2007-07-16 03:48 am UTC (link)
Diapers? DIAPERS? :-O Wasn't the mess and chafing and grossness enough when we *didn't* have autonomy?

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-07-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
I think the community should chip in and buy Tailfox a litter box. Clearly, silk pajama's is a poor way to papertrain the dude.

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from tailfox's journal
flightstothesea
2007-07-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
Sunday, July 15th, 2007
10:45 pm
This journal will be deleted shortly. Tailfox is no longer permitted to use this website.

-Davewolf, daddy

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Sing along with me, boys and girls! - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 04:00 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - flightstothesea, 2007-07-16 04:01 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 04:03 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - flightstothesea, 2007-07-16 04:07 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - [info]crickets, 2007-07-16 04:53 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - flightstothesea, 2007-07-16 04:58 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 06:19 am UTC
Re: Sing along with me, boys and girls! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-07-16 08:58 am UTC
Ooh, I give up. Off to the pound with you!
[info]fevered_ego
2007-07-16 05:07 am UTC (link)
Just rub his nose in it. No, hold on. He'd like that.

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Re: Ooh, I give up. Off to the pound with you! - [info]lysana, 2007-07-18 08:09 pm UTC

[info]arionhunter
2007-07-16 05:25 am UTC (link)
Every time someone brings up babyfurs, my mind goes to Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I Just Wet my Diaper, and I Hope You Will Too." (I'd suggest not viewing at work.)

So romantic.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2007-07-16 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-07-17 03:37 am UTC

[info]smo
2007-07-16 06:41 am UTC (link)
It looks like you're attempting to Troll.

Would you like to:
* Challenge Billy-goat
* Invoke Godwin
* Threaten to E-Sue
* OMG FURSECUTION


And it's [info]officepaperclip for the win!

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flightstothesea
2007-07-16 06:51 am UTC (link)
*CHOKE*

OFFICEPAPERCLIP FTW.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 06:57 am UTC
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