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Dash O'Pepper ([info]pfeffermuse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-15 15:50:00


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Poor Skills + Furry Baby Kink + Silk PJs + Stupid Free = Wank
Bring the marshmallows.

Tailfox makes a post to Poor_Skills (a community for living frugally), asking for help to remove a stain from a pair of silk pajamas.

Of course, that wasn't how Tailfox phrased it. Rather, he asked for help in "quickly removing caca from silk jammies before his 'daddy' returned home . . . his diaper leaked . . . while watching his Teletubbies DVDs." Although the original post is now deleted, Belladona provides screencaps and continuing mock at Stupid_Free.

This might have ended with just the bahleetion and the mock on Stupid_Free, but you can't keep a good troll down.

Tailfox's "daddy" Davefox Davewolf makes a follow-up post on Poor_Skills, using Tailfox's LJ account, to cast blame on the Poor_Skills member who gave his widdle bwabie instructions for mixing bleach with other household chemicals, and he therefore demands reimbursement for the $150 cost of the silk pajamas.

Some Poor_Skills members play with the troll, others mock, and some others -- well, we're not sure if they've figured things out yet.

And tk_creations is looking for an e-lawyer in Poor_Skills, since "daddy" furry is threatening to e-sue.

ETA (2): Stupid_Free continues the mock with a [recently unlocked] post concerning "daddy" furry.

All in all, a wonderfully bizarre wank on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

(Self-disclosure, I made one post in Poor_Skills for the LoLz.)

ETA (1): To remove link to locked post on Stupid_Free, and to fix links.

ETA (3): And Tailfox officially jumps the shark with his newest post in Poor_Skills.
(Thanks to ladystarlight for the link. Also, thanks to izzy23 for the "jump the shark" reference.)

ETA (4): Bahleeted from Poor_Skills. However, the mock continues at Stupid_Free.

And it looks like another troll has infiltrated Poor_Skills. This time bringing a boring racist post.

ETA (5): And what does any mod, looking to eliminate trolls from s/he/its community do? Ban the trolls? Freeze the posts? Delete said offending posts? No, delete the entire community. That's right folks, mod impi-batso takes her Poor_Skills community and goes home. That'll show all the meanies that being poor is serious business.

Once more Clarissa Stupid_Free explains it all.

mindiloohoo creates a new community. As does _biotch. As does journalismgirl. Except for being previous members of Poor_Skills, none appear to be affiliated with the original mod. So, we now have poor_skills2, poorskillz and poorskills to replace the loss of Poor_Skills. It's a good time to be poor.

At this moment, poor_skills2 appears to be the heir apparent, with poorskillz being the troll bait snark community, leaving poorskills to bring up the rear.

This seems to be the wank that keeps on giving. And based on some posts in Stupid_Free, it just might.

Wank is something that even the poor can afford.

ETA (6): It's back. And whatever the mod's locked now-deleted post was, it must have been good.


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[info]julian_black
2007-07-15 10:18 pm UTC (link)
While pretending to be baby animals. WTF².

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[info]utahraptor
2007-07-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Baby anthropomorphic animals who sleep with each other.

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[info]smo
2007-07-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)
WTF cubed.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-16 03:20 am UTC (link)
And posting about it on a public forum not directed at their kink expecting not to be mercilessly mocked - uh, e^wtf ?

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[info]smo
2007-07-16 03:32 am UTC (link)
WTF to the infinite power, say I.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-16 03:39 am UTC (link)
Shouldn't that be
lim WTF^x
x->∞

then?

/semi-math geekery

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[info]smo
2007-07-16 03:41 am UTC (link)
I bow to your superior math geekery. QED!

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-07-16 03:45 am UTC

[info]mmanurere
2007-07-16 05:04 am UTC (link)
And posting about it on a public forum not directed at their kink expecting not to be mercilessly mocked - uh, e^wtf ?

Totally. Because really, we've all been on the internet long enough...

Furries? Sure, whatever. Babyfurs? Whatever floats your boat. Adult diapering? I won't participate, but there's no reason that should stop anyone else.

Bringing up the babyfur/adult-diaper background when it's completely unnecessary to do so, when asking for what could have been a simple piece of advice?

That is why I read otf_wank.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-16 05:49 am UTC (link)
Seriously. Why he didn't make up a babysitting incident/cat with a bad aim/surprise!diarrhea, I can't really fathom.

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[info]smo
2007-07-16 07:06 am UTC (link)
Or even just, "How do I get a stain out of silk before it sets?" Just enough information to get a reasonable answer, and "Daddy" is none the wiser.

Clearly he was doing this either for the lulz or to get off.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-07-16 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-07-16 07:42 am UTC

[info]arionhunter
2007-07-16 05:04 am UTC (link)
Nothing says sexy like a baby lion in a skirt and cute little shirt fondling itself in a diaper full of poop.

So very NSFW, folks.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-07-16 05:42 am UTC (link)
MY EYES

There are not enough D: emoticons in the world for that.

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[info]pocketfox
2007-07-16 05:51 am UTC (link)
...I want my innocence back.

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-16 06:15 am UTC (link)
Moronically anthropomorphized genderbending zombie!lions at the moment of their post-mortem last bowel movement get people off?
...
No, can't say I'm surprised.

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[info]ravenscanary
2007-07-16 07:15 am UTC (link)
I can't unsee that.

Why can't I unsee that?

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[info]catslash
2007-07-16 09:39 am UTC (link)
More importantly, why do we alwaysclick?

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-07-16 11:20 am UTC (link)
Because we are idiots.

*passes the vodka*

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(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2007-07-18 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2007-07-18 09:00 pm UTC
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[info]hyaenid
2007-07-16 07:50 am UTC (link)
...::brain pops::

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[info]yaoiko
2007-07-16 10:46 am UTC (link)
SWEET JESUS CHRIST. My eyes, they're on fire!

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[info]hallidae
2007-07-16 12:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to blame the fact that it's eight in the morning and I just finished a brutal shift as being the reason I was so fucking stupid and clicked that link. ::scrubs eyes::

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-07-16 01:59 pm UTC (link)
I was eating breakfast when I clicked that link.

I... think I'm done with breakfast now.

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[info]sithwitch13
2007-07-16 04:45 pm UTC (link)
...why. You said right there what it was and I still clicked.

I'm trying to figure out who I hate more, whoever drew that picture or me for being curious enough to click that link.

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[info]chaimonkey
2007-07-16 05:15 pm UTC (link)
I never thought something could beat Night Shift Nurses and Water Closet 1&2 in WTFery. I was happy that way.

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[info]stromatolite
2007-07-16 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Augghh! It's so much worse than it sounds!

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[info]anonyrat
2007-07-18 09:06 pm UTC (link)
So, let's list here.

- Furry
- Ageplay
- Scat
- Diapers
- D/s

At what point do you just go "Aw, fuck it. This is too complicated. Let's just go watch some TV"?

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