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Dash O'Pepper ([info]pfeffermuse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-15 15:50:00


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Poor Skills + Furry Baby Kink + Silk PJs + Stupid Free = Wank
Bring the marshmallows.

Tailfox makes a post to Poor_Skills (a community for living frugally), asking for help to remove a stain from a pair of silk pajamas.

Of course, that wasn't how Tailfox phrased it. Rather, he asked for help in "quickly removing caca from silk jammies before his 'daddy' returned home . . . his diaper leaked . . . while watching his Teletubbies DVDs." Although the original post is now deleted, Belladona provides screencaps and continuing mock at Stupid_Free.

This might have ended with just the bahleetion and the mock on Stupid_Free, but you can't keep a good troll down.

Tailfox's "daddy" Davefox Davewolf makes a follow-up post on Poor_Skills, using Tailfox's LJ account, to cast blame on the Poor_Skills member who gave his widdle bwabie instructions for mixing bleach with other household chemicals, and he therefore demands reimbursement for the $150 cost of the silk pajamas.

Some Poor_Skills members play with the troll, others mock, and some others -- well, we're not sure if they've figured things out yet.

And tk_creations is looking for an e-lawyer in Poor_Skills, since "daddy" furry is threatening to e-sue.

ETA (2): Stupid_Free continues the mock with a [recently unlocked] post concerning "daddy" furry.

All in all, a wonderfully bizarre wank on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

(Self-disclosure, I made one post in Poor_Skills for the LoLz.)

ETA (1): To remove link to locked post on Stupid_Free, and to fix links.

ETA (3): And Tailfox officially jumps the shark with his newest post in Poor_Skills.
(Thanks to ladystarlight for the link. Also, thanks to izzy23 for the "jump the shark" reference.)

ETA (4): Bahleeted from Poor_Skills. However, the mock continues at Stupid_Free.

And it looks like another troll has infiltrated Poor_Skills. This time bringing a boring racist post.

ETA (5): And what does any mod, looking to eliminate trolls from s/he/its community do? Ban the trolls? Freeze the posts? Delete said offending posts? No, delete the entire community. That's right folks, mod impi-batso takes her Poor_Skills community and goes home. That'll show all the meanies that being poor is serious business.

Once more Clarissa Stupid_Free explains it all.

mindiloohoo creates a new community. As does _biotch. As does journalismgirl. Except for being previous members of Poor_Skills, none appear to be affiliated with the original mod. So, we now have poor_skills2, poorskillz and poorskills to replace the loss of Poor_Skills. It's a good time to be poor.

At this moment, poor_skills2 appears to be the heir apparent, with poorskillz being the troll bait snark community, leaving poorskills to bring up the rear.

This seems to be the wank that keeps on giving. And based on some posts in Stupid_Free, it just might.

Wank is something that even the poor can afford.

ETA (6): It's back. And whatever the mod's locked now-deleted post was, it must have been good.


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[info]atalantapendrag
2007-07-15 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps Tailfox has a humiliation fetish and is using poor_skills to get an extra "fix"?

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[info]eljuno
2007-07-15 10:36 pm UTC (link)
There WAS this one person who was being ordered by her dom to troll dot_bdsm_snark, so it may not be totally out there...

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[info]atalantapendrag
2007-07-15 10:39 pm UTC (link)
The Gorean chick? Wasn't she just "master's" sockpuppet?

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[info]eljuno
2007-07-15 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Was that ever worked out for sure? All I remember was day after day of 'This one has been ordered by Master to post the following 20 pictures of horse cock.'

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[info]atalantapendrag
2007-07-15 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I don't know... either way, the bizarre syntax was always good for a laugh, but god, the photos!

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-07-16 01:31 am UTC (link)
Good God, that's has to be one of the weirdest excuses ever for trolling a comm. Not PMS or Asperger's, but "My Master commanded me to do this."

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[info]barankhy
2007-07-16 02:37 am UTC (link)
Well, uh, at least, it's, er, speshul different?

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[info]delcj
2007-07-16 05:11 am UTC (link)
whoa - Goreans again? i only found out on lj this morning that they existed.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2007-07-18 04:48 pm UTC (link)
And weren't you happier yesterday?

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-07-16 05:46 am UTC (link)
That sounds like one lazy-ass dom to me. O_o

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[info]marsdragon
2007-07-16 09:33 am UTC (link)
Yeah, can't you just say "Hey, get me some cookies" if you're too lazy to come up with anything better? Then you get cookies!

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-07-17 05:34 am UTC (link)
Seriously. Or make your sub do some actual work done around the house, or something.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-07-16 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Apparently he forced her to fill in Internet memes as well.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-07-17 05:33 am UTC (link)
That...that sadist.

Wait.

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[info]honorh
2007-07-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Perfect icon for this thread, btw.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-07-17 05:32 am UTC (link)
Isn't it just? ^^

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[info]honorh
2007-07-18 04:26 am UTC (link)
He so made the Doctor his bitch. No sense denying it, Doc.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-07-18 04:40 am UTC (link)
Hell, he made the whole planet his bitch, even it ultimately didn't count.

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[info]wickedwitch
2007-07-19 01:48 am UTC (link)
It counted in my head.

...And my heart.

...And a little happy place farther South.

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