Editors romping joyfully with unicorns through sunshine-filled meadows
Erniemenard thinks cranky_editors would be the perfect place to solicit advice for his unfinished non-fiction work. Cranky editors disagree.

My sincerest apologies for failing to read the user info page. This page is likely something nobody reads, similar to disclaimers.

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Do you really believe that I feel as if I'm in hot water? I feel as I have entered the internet equivalent of a van full of geeks telling me that they are going to do things to me if I do not eliminate my favorite five option.

Flounce? Flounce? I do not flounce.