Oh, did you have to remind me why I hate Latin in Mass? We once had this live satellite thing where the last Pope was watching college kids all over the world have Mass. I snuck in at the back so I could get away early & was greeted by my priest, who said, "Oh, there you are! Get up to the front, you're doing a Hail Mary. In front of the Pope. In Latin."

I came thisclose to fainting, I really did.