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Megaprimatus kong (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} spawn_of_kong) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
*stands on my favorite soapbox*
Dear fellow drivers,
I'm sorry that you're forced to keep inches behind me, no matter how fast you'd like to go. Excuse me for trying to stay exactly at the various speed limits. I mean, it's not like they're there for a reason or anything like that. Then again, maybe you secretly desire a ticket after all; I dunno.
*gets down; wipes up*
Dear fellow drivers,
I'm sorry that you're forced to keep inches behind me, no matter how fast you'd like to go. Excuse me for trying to stay exactly at the various speed limits. I mean, it's not like they're there for a reason or anything like that. Then again, maybe you secretly desire a ticket after all; I dunno.
*gets down; wipes up*
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