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Irony (

isntitironic) wrote in

otf_wank,

I saw a shiny white hummer in a parking lot the other day. Part of me imagined pulling out a sharpie and writing I DRIVE THIS CAR TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TINY PENIS on the hood, in backwards letters so it would show up in peoples' rearview mirrors. But the rest of me knew that doing so would be redundant.

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