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bigbigtruck (

bigbigtruck) wrote in

otf_wank,

"Hello, sir, I have a tiny penis."
"So you're... looking to buy an SUV."
"No, I don't think you understand the size of my penis. It's miniscule. Microscopic."
"Ah, so you'll be wanting the Hummer H2."

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