My wankings, let me show you them.
OK, even yours truly is busy over where the REAL wank is happening tonight, but I may I bring you a smallish

cat_macros wank, a palate-cleanser? Nothing too hysterical yet, but it's probably one to watch ~~in case you get sick of the Harry Potter wank.~~

Over on

cat_macros someone posts a cheeky macro. Very slightly NWS ~~if you work at the Vatican~~(No nudity, but the caption is a little bawdy).

ebneter (not a mod, apparently just a Concerned Netizen), wants it cut-tagged and warned for in case anyone is reading their flist at work.

einheitstochter (not the OP) tactfully and verbosely expresses polite surprise at

ebneter's request. A similar sentiment is echoed with even more diplomacy by

ladylynx.

We've seen it all before, no?

"If you're reading LJ at work you deserve to get in trouble!"

"Did I say *I* was in trouble?"

"This is not a worksafe community anyway!"

"Think of the CHILDREN!" (presumably the ones reading LJ, while they're at work)

And...There be macros WITHIN the macro wank. </a>. Will it go on forever, replicating over and over, like a fractal?

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	eilan 2007-07-22 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Legs are NSFW? Or should not be seen by parents/small children? Where do these people live? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	knightrider 2007-07-22 10:42 am UTC (link)
	It's obviously the lewd look on that cat's face. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	an_igor 2007-07-22 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know from whence you come, good fir/madam, but in thefe partf it if quite unfeemly for a lady of proper breeding to fhow her anklef to any but her own good and true hufband, and then only under cover of darkneff. May the Lord fave uf all in thefe ungodly timef (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mydemand 2007-07-23 12:34 am UTC (link)
	That just shows up as a pile of "F"s to me. yes, good Fir, it is very unfeemly to fhow your anklef. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	an_igor 2007-07-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
	They are fs! In certain fonts they look like fancy curly esses. Granted, not this one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wickedwitch 2007-07-23 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, I remember this scene from "The Vicar of Dibley" when Alice (the verger) was reading from a very old Bible and pronouncing all the "s"es as "f"s. The vicar understandably cut her off when she got to "the Lord is my succor." :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sharps 2007-07-23 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Was that the one where they were on Songs of Praise? Ah, lovely... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wickedwitch 2007-07-23 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Classic episode. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilan 2007-07-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-07-24 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure that in the old script, S's only got converted to fs when in the middle of a word; not at the start or end. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	an_igor 2007-07-24 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the information! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-07-24 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Illustration: Course becomes courfe, but events stays events. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coyotegirl 2007-07-25 04:14 am UTC (link)
	This comment made me giggle like a ninny. My husband looked at me funny. Where do I send your internets, my good sir/madam? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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