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knightrider ([info]knightrider) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-22 20:37:00


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My wankings, let me show you them.
OK, even yours truly is busy over where the REAL wank is happening tonight, but I may I bring you a smallish [info]cat_macros wank, a palate-cleanser? Nothing too hysterical yet, but it's probably one to watch in case you get sick of the Harry Potter wank.

Over on [info]cat_macros someone posts a cheeky macro. Very slightly NWS if you work at the Vatican(No nudity, but the caption is a little bawdy).

[info]ebneter (not a mod, apparently just a Concerned Netizen), wants it cut-tagged and warned for in case anyone is reading their flist at work.

[info]einheitstochter (not the OP) tactfully and verbosely expresses polite surprise at [info]ebneter's request. A similar sentiment is echoed with even more diplomacy by [info]ladylynx.

We've seen it all before, no?

"If you're reading LJ at work you deserve to get in trouble!"

"Did I say *I* was in trouble?"

"This is not a worksafe community anyway!"

"Think of the CHILDREN!" (presumably the ones reading LJ, while they're at work)

And...There be macros WITHIN the macro wank. </a>. Will it go on forever, replicating over and over, like a fractal?


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[info]lil_miss_stfu
2007-07-22 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, that may possibly increase your chances of getting a job... Unless you're subbing pants for a skirt. But where's the fun in that?

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[info]distractogirl
2007-07-22 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Unless I'm very much mistake, turning up in my knickers might give the male employees unrealistic ideas as to how much fun they can have with me. So, while it might get me a job, it might also cause a small amount of bloodshed...

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[info]distractogirl
2007-07-22 07:36 pm UTC (link)
*mistaken. Of course it may be my typing skills that cause problems!

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