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lerefuge ([info]lerefuge) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-07-30 20:13:00
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I know finding wank on ONTD is easy, but this one is just *special*.

Someone post about the brilliant quote of Larry Smith of CNN, who sort of said that Michael Vick's crime of dog torture is worst than Kobe's alleged rape. I say sort of because it's hard to understand that man's train of thought.



"actually, and i have no great affinity for animals in general, killing them AND forcing them to rape each other IS kind of worse than maybe/vaguely raping a woman"

"you guys are lying if you're going to say you weren't infinitely more disgusted when you heard about what vick definitely did vs. what kobe allegedly did"

"This is going to sound really bad, but I have so much more sympathy for animals."

And of course, people accusing Kobe's alleged rape victim of being a gold digger.

Fun for everyone.

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[info]edgyspice
2007-07-31 12:46 am UTC (link)
I tried to read the wank, but my brain got stuck on the notion of "vaguely raping."

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[info]randomsome1
2007-07-31 12:51 am UTC (link)
It's like "kinda killing" someone, I suppose. Or maybe more like "sorta not showering for a month."

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[info]vergilsparda
2007-07-31 01:06 am UTC (link)
And "sorta pregnant".

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[info]oxydosic
2007-07-31 01:02 am UTC (link)
Wow, animal abuse and rape is HILARIOUS.

Oh wait...

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[info]snowden
2007-07-31 01:13 am UTC (link)
Not exactly a collision course to wackiness, no. The wank needs kitties or something.

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[info]lerefuge
2007-07-31 01:14 am UTC (link)
But it has puppies!

Oh wait...

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[info]snowden
2007-07-31 01:22 am UTC (link)
I probably should have specified: whole, cute, breathing, non-tortured kitties, kthx.

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[info]vzg
2007-08-01 02:01 am UTC (link)
I shall provide them.

And a puppy* and some boobies for good measure.

*actually several years old now, but still.

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[info]mael
2007-07-31 01:07 am UTC (link)
Something's missing from the wank. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think it might start with "the" and end with "funny".

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[info]lerefuge
2007-07-31 01:10 am UTC (link)
Ah well, it entertained me. I think I don't get the new 'no wank that is about serious business' rule.

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[info]mael
2007-07-31 01:15 am UTC (link)
I dunno, I find it very hard to laugh at fuckers who believe women to be worth less than animals.

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[info]lerefuge
2007-07-31 01:17 am UTC (link)
Fair enough. I personally am entertained by backward stupid people of every kind. I hesitated about posting this but I figured people who didn't like just had not to click, you know? I would gladly delete tough.

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[info]puipui
2007-07-31 01:20 am UTC (link)
Please don't delete. We like to leave these things up as a lesson to others.

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[info]hickorydickory
2007-07-31 11:59 pm UTC (link)
*counts otf wanks that do not bring teh funny*

...Somehow, I don't think the message is getting through.

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[info]mael
2007-07-31 01:21 am UTC (link)
Not my call to make, and I wouldn't know what to tell you either.

It might just be that it's my personal issue, because attitude like that expressed in the quote is way too commonplace as it is.

I don't exactly want to be the humorless feminist party pooper, here.

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[info]puipui
2007-07-31 01:19 am UTC (link)
I think I don't get the new 'no wank that is about serious business' rule.

Gee, ya think?

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[info]snowden
2007-07-31 01:09 am UTC (link)
Why is it always the men who are target for being OMG RAPISTS when I'm sure there are plenty of instances where the chick was drunk off her ass on her own accord and skeezing for cock anyway??

I think the unnecessary question mark really helps to highlight how much I want this person to get shoved off a cliff.

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[info]honorh
2007-07-31 04:14 am UTC (link)
Can I help with the shoving-over-a-cliff thing? What a disgusting attitude!

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[info]tofuknight
2007-07-31 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Plz to be stabbing him in the ass with a broken bottle first before the shoving off the cliff, though.

Just ew.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-07-31 08:28 pm UTC (link)
A broken bottle soaked in gas and set ablaze!

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[info]hallidae
2007-07-31 01:27 am UTC (link)
Forcing them to rape each other? I'm really, really hoping they're talking breeding the dogs and this isn't something that happens in the pit itself, because I've got this horrible image in my head of guys placing bets and cheering this on, and I can't get rid of it.

::brainscrubby::

And I would love to find out what this person's definition of "vague rape" is.

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[info]shaysdays
2007-07-31 02:11 am UTC (link)
Vague rape- When it's your friend's Real Doll?

... I got nothin'.

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[info]semtex
2007-07-31 07:21 am UTC (link)
Vague Rape: For when the rapist doses himself with roofies instead of his victim.

...sorry D:

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[info]supersyncspaz7
2007-07-31 02:15 am UTC (link)
"This is going to sound really bad, but I have so much more sympathy for animals."

Look, I like animals too (in the case of my crazy yet adorable min pin? I love her to bits). But seriously--FAIL FAIL FAIL x 1000.

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[info]joye
2007-07-31 02:21 am UTC (link)
[info]sdave1986 is on the way to wanker stardom. I saw him on the ONTD post about Danica McKellar promoting math whining about another commenter "perpetuating the notion that all men are dicks".
Meanwhile he's using an icon with the female figure having her heart in her heart area, but the male figure has his heart in his genitals.

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[info]honorh
2007-07-31 04:18 am UTC (link)
The other commenter in this situation isn't the one "perpetuating the notion that all men are dicks".

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[info]breecita
2007-07-31 02:31 am UTC (link)
If posts about rape aren't very funny and posts about dead animals aren't very funny... Perhaps you were trying to see if two not-funny subjects made a funny post?

They didn't.

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[info]deliciouschaos
2007-07-31 03:21 am UTC (link)
The negative is outside the parentheses of not-funny.

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[info]semtex
2007-07-31 07:17 am UTC (link)
Perhaps the OP thought that two unfunny topics would cancel each other out and lo and behold, hilarity would ensue.

ALAS NO.

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[info]frau_eva
2007-07-31 03:31 am UTC (link)
What do you say to the fact that a dog is a defenseless, voiceless creature, and women technically can protect/stand up for themselves?

Hmm, ya know, I think that if someone told me that I had to either fight another woman or a dog that's been trained to kill, I think I'd go with the woman. Infact, I'll use this icon just to prove it.

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[info]gina
2007-07-31 03:44 am UTC (link)
Unless it was any of the chicks from Kill Bill. Then I'd totally try my luck with the pooch.

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[info]honorh
2007-07-31 04:17 am UTC (link)
I'd like to see a few of the asshats go mano-a-mano with a pit bull.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-07-31 06:13 am UTC (link)
Can't we just agree that they're both scumtards and get on with our non-raping, non-animal-torturing lives?

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[info]vzg
2007-08-01 02:03 am UTC (link)
That's what I'd like. D: Why does one crime have to be graded against another? Both are sick and horrible. The end.

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[info]semtex
2007-07-31 07:16 am UTC (link)
"Fun for everyone."

I BEG TO DIFFER.

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[info]omega
2007-07-31 05:13 pm UTC (link)
DO NOT WANT. Fuckjus.

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[info]smo
2007-07-31 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Let us show you his epic fail.

His fail.

Let us show you it.

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[info]sadisticferret
2007-08-01 05:10 am UTC (link)
Objection!

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