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Your pride and joy (wizzard) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-08-01 17:51:00


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Entry tags:authorwank, pls no ex bashing

Pulitzer Prize winning authors can wank too.
Pulitzer Prize winning author Robert Olen Butler's wife (a fellow author) left him for billionaire Ted Turner. Butler decided to send an email to his graduate students about the whole thing mentioning pertinent facts such as she was molested by her grandfather, that she is just one of Ted Turner's girlfriends, and that she had an intestinal blockage. His whole tone in the email is that everything is so amicable and that he thinks she's a wonderful person-it really is the height of passive-aggressiveness.

It might not surprise you to learn one of his friends or students sent the email to gawker. Now Butler has sent a pissed off email to gawker, spoke to Page Six, and did an interview with NPR about it. So far, it's really only a fight between gawker and Butler, but I wish Ted Turner would say something about it.

ETA: Another email to gawker explaining himself. I think the guy just needs to stop now.



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[info]smo
2007-08-01 11:16 pm UTC (link)
o_O Wait, Ted Turner's not with Jane Fonda anymore?

I am so out of touch.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2007-08-01 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Thank God I'm not the only one that thought that. *facepalm*

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(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-08-02 01:21 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-08-02 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lysana, 2007-08-02 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-02 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2007-08-03 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2007-08-08 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2007-08-02 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-03 01:51 am UTC

[info]marciamarcia
2007-08-01 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh, now this is hilarious.

"She never could get out of the shadow of the Pulitzer"

Class. All class.

I can't imagine why he ended up the loser in a Ted Turner face-off.

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[info]llama_treats
2007-08-01 11:35 pm UTC (link)
The part about the intestinal blockage adds just the right amount of oomph.

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(no subject) - [info]lizrocks, 2007-08-02 12:26 am UTC

[info]vzg
2007-08-02 12:34 am UTC (link)
"He's totally loyal to his family even though, you know, he has a bunch of women. Oops! Did I write that out loud? Also she reminds him of the man who molested her. The dirty whore."

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I rewrote that for ya...
[info]shaysdays
2007-08-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
"Rumors will soon be swirling around the department that has seen my PULITZER, so I want to tell the full and nuanced story of how I, a PULITZER winnar, pwn all 'cause I'm like, sooper-talented and that lazy infected slut is off sleeping with a creepy man-whore but it's okay 'cause she told me to tell you all about her being molested because I can be handled with sensitive schtuff like that because I have a PULITZER. Haha- did I mention she sucks at writing? Cause she told me to tell you that, too.

Next, I will tell you about my mom's eleventy billion miscarriages and how they aren't important because she had me anyway, lol. Then I'll go on to how I want my celebration parade for booting her although she left me with the floats of my PULITZER on every block.

Does anyone like me yet?"

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Re: I rewrote that for ya... - [info]marciamarcia, 2007-08-02 04:51 am UTC
Re: I rewrote that for ya... - [info]smo, 2007-08-02 06:24 am UTC
Re: I rewrote that for ya... - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-08-02 02:13 pm UTC
Re: I rewrote that for ya... - [info]aristaea, 2007-08-02 11:05 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2007-08-02 01:11 am UTC (link)
He sort of reminds me of FPB.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-08-02 01:13 am UTC (link)
I love the comment about the unreliable narrator.

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[info]autumnyte
2007-08-02 01:30 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, I caught the tail end of this dude's interview on NPR this afternoon. If possible, he sounds even more douchetastic on the radio.

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(no subject) - [info]octavia, 2007-08-02 03:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2007-08-05 07:36 am UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2007-08-02 01:56 am UTC (link)
From Wikipedia:
[Ted Turner] also created the environmental education/action animated series Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

Affair? What affair? Ted Turner can do no wrong!

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Protect the environment- OR I'LL ****IN' KILL YOU! - [info]shaysdays, 2007-08-02 02:01 am UTC
Re: Protect the environment- OR I'LL ****IN' KILL YOU! - [info]radiotrash, 2007-08-02 05:32 am UTC
Re: Protect the environment- OR I'LL ****IN' KILL YOU! - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-08-02 05:14 pm UTC
Re: Protect the environment- OR I'LL ****IN' KILL YOU! - [info]chaimonkey, 2007-08-06 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-08-03 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2007-08-03 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2007-08-06 01:22 am UTC

[info]singe
2007-08-02 02:41 am UTC (link)
Classy, classy man. WhyEVER would she leave him?

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[info]tigerlily
2007-08-02 03:01 am UTC (link)
...and Slate (http://www.slate.com/id/2171529/entry/0/fr/rss/)

Evidently, when it comes to writing, he's a great writer. When it comes to being breaking up gracefully, he's a great writer.

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[info]melannen
2007-08-02 03:38 am UTC (link)
Candaulism!

(Sorry, my wanks are colliding.)

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[info]rimrunner
2007-08-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
Wow.

I have one of his books on writing and it's one of the better ones I've found. I try not to let artists' personal lives get in the way of my enjoyment of their work—my dislike for Wagner has nothing to do with his anti-Semitism.

Still, it's going to be hard for me to consult From Where You Dream without thinking of this incident for awhile.

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-08-02 06:40 am UTC (link)
I have a great idea about where he can stick that Pulitzer. We'll just see how well HE takes to a bout of the old intestinal blockage.

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[info]out_bottle
2007-08-02 06:59 am UTC (link)
He said he was surprised one of the recipients then leaked it to several Internet bloggers. "Elizabeth and I are not Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston," he told us.

Because he thought such a CLASSY e-mail would only be seen by about SIXTY people and NONE of them would forward it 'cause they're all not famous ENOUGH.

Ass-hattery: the Great Leveler.

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-08-02 07:38 am UTC
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[info]southerngaelic
2007-08-02 12:10 pm UTC (link)
It might be just me, but whenever he mentions the word "Pulitzer," I keep thinking he means "penis." It just makes his asshattery more pronounced IMO.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-08-02 01:33 pm UTC
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[info]ladysphinx
2007-08-02 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Pulitzer prize: cash award of $10,000.


Ted Turner: net worth of over three billion dollars.


In conclusion, I, too, would leave a Pulitzer for a Turner.

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(no subject) - [info]lemone, 2007-08-02 10:07 pm UTC
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[info]seiberwing
2007-08-02 05:08 pm UTC (link)
You know, if you read the word Pulitzer enough times it stops making sense. /random

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(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2007-08-02 05:22 pm UTC
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[info]essinad
2007-08-02 07:40 pm UTC (link)
But she has published two brilliant novels since she's been with me and neither has gotten anywhere near the recognition that they richly deserve.

Possibly the most passive-aggressive sentence ever written. He deserves another Pulitzer for that.

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Now this?
[info]apoplexia
2007-08-02 08:40 pm UTC (link)
This is fucking great otf_wank!

I must bear this in mind the next time I need to gracefully handle being dumped for a gazillionaire.

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Re: Now this? - wizzard, 2007-08-02 09:06 pm UTC

[info]lemone
2007-08-02 10:13 pm UTC (link)
No word in any human tongue can describe the sheer unbridled joy those grad students felt as they forwarded the shit out of that one.

Also, this'll make a great anecdote for the lady to tell at parties. One that ends "and now I'm screwing a billionare, and he's not! =D"

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(no subject) - [info]amberwaves, 2007-08-03 01:49 am UTC

[info]perletwo
2007-08-03 02:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm so glad this turned up here! I've been just aglow from the warmth of the schadenfreude all day, reading through my circuit of bookmarked lit-sites, and I've had nobody to share it with.

I so love the implication that Ted Turner keeps a harem...

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[info]oxydosic
2007-08-03 03:02 am UTC (link)
Wow, I'm bruised from all the backhandedness in that email. What a douche.

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[info]pepperlandgirl4
2007-08-05 07:06 am UTC (link)
This is the best thing I have ever read on the Internet. The comments at Gawker are like a slice of fried gold.

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(no subject) - [info]bobgenghiskhan, 2007-08-05 09:56 am UTC
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