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shaysdays (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} shaysdays) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
I rewrote that for ya...
"Rumors will soon be swirling around the department that has seen my PULITZER, so I want to tell the full and nuanced story of how I, a PULITZER winnar, pwn all 'cause I'm like, sooper-talented and that lazy infected slut is off sleeping with a creepy man-whore but it's okay 'cause she told me to tell you all about her being molested because I can be handled with sensitive schtuff like that because I have a PULITZER. Haha- did I mention she sucks at writing? Cause she told me to tell you that, too.
Next, I will tell you about my mom's eleventy billion miscarriages and how they aren't important because she had me anyway, lol. Then I'll go on to how I want my celebration parade for booting her although she left me with the floats of my PULITZER on every block.
Does anyone like me yet?"
"Rumors will soon be swirling around the department that has seen my PULITZER, so I want to tell the full and nuanced story of how I, a PULITZER winnar, pwn all 'cause I'm like, sooper-talented and that lazy infected slut is off sleeping with a creepy man-whore but it's okay 'cause she told me to tell you all about her being molested because I can be handled with sensitive schtuff like that because I have a PULITZER. Haha- did I mention she sucks at writing? Cause she told me to tell you that, too.
Next, I will tell you about my mom's eleventy billion miscarriages and how they aren't important because she had me anyway, lol. Then I'll go on to how I want my celebration parade for booting her although she left me with the floats of my PULITZER on every block.
Does anyone like me yet?"
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