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Irene ([info]birene) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-08-03 12:05:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:vegans

LOLZ!11!VEGANZ!1!!
Over on metafilter there is a post about the vegansexual movement, i.e. vegans who will only have sex with other vegans.

Cue the LOLZ!!11!VEGANZ!! comments by the dirty omnivores beginning to drop in.

But we all have our standards for sex partners, so it's okay, right? Well no, not if it's a vegan standard. Then it's back to raping LULZ!!! But predictably/unfortunately it doesn't stop with the LULZ. Cue the vegans comming in defending their beliefs and the omnivores calling them stupid and defending their bacon.

YOUR MOM IS STUPID TOO!

SHUT UP YOU UGLY HIPPIES!

ALL OMNI_WHOREZ ARE LIKE CANNIBALS/SMOKERS/ANTISEMITES!

ALL VEGANS ARE INSANE PREACHING FUCKTARDS!

Well, the ususal.

The second half off the 300 comments derails a bit into: YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF POVERTY! I DO! And it all ends in tofu recepies.

Not top notch funny (much, much more funny than the abortion wank a few days ago, though *shudders*) but both sides are flailing/failing all over each other so much, it's worth a point and laugh, me thinks.

*goes to get herself some bacon; dies a virgin* ;_;



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[info]omega
2007-08-03 10:32 am UTC (link)
So many douches.

On the other hand, Tom Cruise never stops being funny.

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[info]serai
2007-08-05 05:08 am UTC (link)
Is he up to something again? Should I get out the popcorn?

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[info]pink_rhombus
2007-08-03 10:39 am UTC (link)
Heh. I was JUST considering posting this. By the way, be sure to check out the tags page for "vegan" for several more fine examples of Metafilter losing its shit over veganism.

So then, topics MeFi is Not Good At: vegans, abortion, paganism, windows/mac debates, circumcision, fat people, smoking bans, cat declawing, SUVs, tipping, music. Let's see, what else does Mefi wank over? Oh who am I kidding, Mefites will wank over anything.

Which is one of the reasons I love it so, so much.

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[info]birene
2007-08-03 10:52 am UTC (link)
So then, topics MeFi is Not Good At: vegans, abortion, paganism, windows/mac debates, circumcision, fat people, smoking bans, cat declawing, SUVs, tipping, music.

So, not so much different from the rest of the internets, amirite? ;)

I love it too.

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(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-08-03 11:08 am UTC

dracothelizard
2007-08-03 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Surely the people who eat meat should be happy with the vegans, as it means there is more meat for us?

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(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-08-03 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loquaciousquark, 2007-08-03 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thecheese, 2007-08-05 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-08-05 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-08-05 11:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2007-08-08 06:47 am UTC

[info]spiderflower
2007-08-03 10:59 am UTC (link)
Oh man, it's Christchurch. They should just feel lucky to find a partner who doesn't have a manjaw/a dogface.

YEAHHHH CHRISTCHURCH I WENT THERE

I POSTED SOLELY TO GO THERE

(sorry christchurch)

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[info]oxydosic
2007-08-03 01:30 pm UTC (link)
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! *snaps*

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[info]smo
2007-08-03 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Except that if these ugly fuckers are any indication, even the vegans lose out in that category.

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(no subject) - [info]mixture, 2007-08-03 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-03 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mixture, 2007-08-03 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-03 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mixture, 2007-08-03 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-03 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-08-04 07:11 pm UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2007-08-03 11:43 am UTC (link)
There is something about comparative dietary discussions which almost invariably brings both the mild lulz and the brainhurty, and this is no exception.

(My favorite is the person who talks about how they go to great lengths to avoid imposing their picky eating habits on others, then implies that refusing to date someone for meat-eating is A) imposing your beliefs, and B) nasty discrimination. It took me a couple of minutes to work the logic there out in my head.)

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[info]hearsawho
2007-08-03 10:31 pm UTC (link)
You know what I think happened? After we had our mature, friendly, "oh my god we're actually way more similar than we ever thought!" discussion on meat and the eating of, the universe cried out, and this was born as a result. To set things back in their proper order and balance.

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-08-03 11:41 pm UTC

[info]missdaisy
2007-08-03 01:23 pm UTC (link)
I won't sleep with anyone who doesn't kick at least one puppy a day.

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[info]tofuknight
2007-08-03 05:08 pm UTC (link)
I kicked two today! *looks hopeful*

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(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2007-08-03 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-08-04 03:03 pm UTC

[info]oxydosic
2007-08-03 01:28 pm UTC (link)
...why are the couple in that article naked?

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[info]birene
2007-08-03 02:24 pm UTC (link)
To show that they're having wholesome vegan sex, I guess.

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(no subject) - [info]dreamworld, 2007-08-03 03:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-03 04:04 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2007-08-03 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Metafilter makes my computer do funky things, so -- can anyone tell me whether anyone's made the joke about wondering whether oral sex is vegan?

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(no subject) - [info]birene, 2007-08-03 02:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-08-03 02:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-08-03 02:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-08-03 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2007-08-03 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-08-04 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2007-08-03 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2007-08-03 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2007-08-03 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2007-08-03 07:16 pm UTC

[info]demonbean
2007-08-03 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Oh, please, so she doesn't want to sleep with you. Move on, find someone else.

(P.S. To be unfunny for a moment ... It really does seem like if vegans say, "I don't think this is okay, so I don't want to be intimate with people who do it," they get mocked for being LULZOVERSENSITIVE but if they don't, a lot of people mock them for being logically inconsistent.

And I'm one of those dirty omnivores.

Alright, retournez-vous to your regularly scheduled funny. Sorry about that)

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-08-03 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2007-08-03 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-08-03 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2007-08-04 12:03 am UTC
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[info]meammouse
2007-08-03 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Goddammit, vegans. Whenever there's wank about them I want to eat a whole bunch of pork, and I don't even like pork. Luckily, they're having plenty of sex, and therefore don't make me want to consume a whole bunch of mythondria.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-08-03 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I think that "defending one's bacon" should be a euphomism.

I have no idea for what.

Anyone?

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(no subject) - [info]birene, 2007-08-03 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2007-08-03 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]birene, 2007-08-04 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sionja, 2007-08-03 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-08-04 11:57 am UTC

[info]tangentialone
2007-08-03 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I was holding my breath for someone to bring up the whole cow rape thing. And then someone did.

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-08-03 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the best thing on mefi this week was the goat-related childhood trauma thread.

Not wanky, but entertaining!

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(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-08-03 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-08-04 01:24 am UTC

redwarrior
2007-08-03 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Okay...what.

I'm a vegetarian myself, and this is redonkulous. I don't know about you, but I don't give a shit what my partner eats, it's their choice. Human bodily fluids are human bodily fluids are human bodily fluids, when you get down to it.

It reminds me of a Simpsons quote: "Red M&M, green M&M, they still end up the same color in the end."

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[info]frau_eva
2007-08-03 07:55 pm UTC (link)
You know, I can understand not wanting to date an omnivore for practical reasons, at the very least. My roommate is a vegetarian, and her boyfriend practically wants meat in everything, at all times. They have to eat out a lot. And with Vegans not being able to eat most places in general...it just seems like they're avoiding a big, unavoidable snag than anything else.

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-08-03 10:11 pm UTC (link)
For a second I thought "people who have sex with vegetables?"

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(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2007-08-03 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]airborne_rodent, 2007-08-04 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2007-08-04 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2007-08-04 07:18 am UTC
I LOLed
[info]tofuknight
2007-08-04 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I believe in puppies, enjoy God's "novels", and think it's okay to kick Ayn Rand. Wanna make out?

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[info]serai
2007-08-05 05:06 am UTC (link)
There was a dustup over at Salon about this. On Broadsheet, their women's issues column, one of the writers posted about it in this very mocking, snide tone, as if the vegans were crazy or something. But geez, it's not like nobody ever decides they won't screw certain kinds of people. I know I wouldn't go to bed with a raging Republican dittohead, for instance. So what's the big deal? If some people want to structure their sex lives around their ideas of PC, why should anybody care? *eyeroll*

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