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Irene ([info]birene) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-08-03 12:05:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:vegans

LOLZ!11!VEGANZ!1!!
Over on metafilter there is a post about the vegansexual movement, i.e. vegans who will only have sex with other vegans.

Cue the LOLZ!!11!VEGANZ!! comments by the dirty omnivores beginning to drop in.

But we all have our standards for sex partners, so it's okay, right? Well no, not if it's a vegan standard. Then it's back to raping LULZ!!! But predictably/unfortunately it doesn't stop with the LULZ. Cue the vegans comming in defending their beliefs and the omnivores calling them stupid and defending their bacon.

YOUR MOM IS STUPID TOO!

SHUT UP YOU UGLY HIPPIES!

ALL OMNI_WHOREZ ARE LIKE CANNIBALS/SMOKERS/ANTISEMITES!

ALL VEGANS ARE INSANE PREACHING FUCKTARDS!

Well, the ususal.

The second half off the 300 comments derails a bit into: YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF POVERTY! I DO! And it all ends in tofu recepies.

Not top notch funny (much, much more funny than the abortion wank a few days ago, though *shudders*) but both sides are flailing/failing all over each other so much, it's worth a point and laugh, me thinks.

*goes to get herself some bacon; dies a virgin* ;_;



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dracothelizard
2007-08-03 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Surely the people who eat meat should be happy with the vegans, as it means there is more meat for us?

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[info]soupspooks
2007-08-03 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Ohh boy. Is there any chance you can get all of those done-to-death vegan jokes out of your system by dessert?

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[info]loquaciousquark
2007-08-03 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, I was just thinking about that.

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[info]thecheese
2007-08-05 04:35 am UTC (link)
More cheese too!

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-08-05 04:37 am UTC (link)
Also, they tend to make tasty brownies in an attempt to show us how tasty vegan food is. Those brownies are fantastic with a nice glass of cow rape.

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dracothelizard
2007-08-05 11:45 am UTC (link)
Brownies are indeed fab, but they cannot tempt me away from my cowrape and dead animals.

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[info]taktuk
2007-08-08 06:47 am UTC (link)
Her Naughtiness agrees! More meat is doubleplusgood.

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