recommend that women get pap-tests", how do you re-write that sentence so as not to offend people who have a cervix but don't call themselves 'a woman'? Can it be done? What are you supposed to say?

'Hey. If you've got a cervix, it could get cancer. Get a pap smear.'

WAS THAT SO HARD?

This was my one burst of unfunny and I shall now return to being unfunny on my own time.