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fevered_ego (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} fevered_ego) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
People really do love to play "God-Warrior of PetSmart," don't they?
My dog, Captain Usopp, would LIVE on litter-box clumps if I let him. He is an animal who evacuates his bowels in public on a daily basis.
I can't imagine that dyeing him various fun colors would suddenly send such an animal into a spiral of despair and self-hatred, snubbed by all the other dogs in the neighborhood, until he finally turns to alcohol because all other forms of solace are denied him.
But then again, if I chose pink, animal abuse charges might very well be in order.
My dog, Captain Usopp, would LIVE on litter-box clumps if I let him. He is an animal who evacuates his bowels in public on a daily basis.
I can't imagine that dyeing him various fun colors would suddenly send such an animal into a spiral of despair and self-hatred, snubbed by all the other dogs in the neighborhood, until he finally turns to alcohol because all other forms of solace are denied him.
But then again, if I chose pink, animal abuse charges might very well be in order.
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