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A dog groomer dyes a poodle pink, and posts pics.

A short time later, parabolichobo jumps in with "that is just so completely and utterly wrong."

The owner of the blog, lupaloo, tries a bit of reason.

"War, poverty, crime... and you're worried about the crime of dying a dog pink?
Or maybe by wrong you mean hysterically funny and cool."

parabolichobo then replies "definitely not funny and cool, glad you called it a crime!"

It doesn't go much further, but there is a discusson about the edibility of poodle dye, dogs as fashion accessories, and pink-poodle supporters come out of the woodwork after the whole thing goes down.

Plus, a pink poodle!

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fevered_ego
2007-08-09 08:31 am UTC (link)

People really do love to play "God-Warrior of PetSmart," don't they?

My dog, Captain Usopp, would LIVE on litter-box clumps if I let him. He is an animal who evacuates his bowels in public on a daily basis.

I can't imagine that dyeing him various fun colors would suddenly send such an animal into a spiral of despair and self-hatred, snubbed by all the other dogs in the neighborhood, until he finally turns to alcohol because all other forms of solace are denied him.

But then again, if I chose pink, animal abuse charges might very well be in order.

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	billymasqets 2007-08-09 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Ha! That is an awesome name for a dog. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fevered_ego 2007-08-10 01:49 am UTC (link)
	He so fits it. Acts all brave and outgoing and jaunty, then immediately pees himself in terror if you look at him sideways. He's also good at inventing things--like the Toeless Sock, the Underwear Cat Cozy, or the Unrolled Toilet Paper All Over The Goddamn Bathroom Floor. Mad skills. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-08-12 03:31 am UTC (link)
	My cat Brigid is similar, being the Queen of the Unrolled Toilet Paper Right Into The Dirty Litter Box, Ew, Now I Have To Clean That. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redwarrior 2007-08-10 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Your dog's name is made of WIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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