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get bent, stupid people ([info]tianxiaode) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-08-09 03:31:00


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Entry tags:dogs

this post brought to you by the letter "P"
A dog groomer dyes a poodle pink, and posts pics.

A short time later, parabolichobo jumps in with "that is just so completely and utterly wrong."

The owner of the blog, lupaloo, tries a bit of reason.

      "War, poverty, crime... and you're worried about the crime of dying a dog pink?
       Or maybe by wrong you mean hysterically funny and cool."

parabolichobo then replies "definitely not funny and cool, glad you called it a crime!"

It doesn't go much further, but there is a discusson about the edibility of poodle dye, dogs as fashion accessories, and pink-poodle supporters come out of the woodwork after the whole thing goes down.

Plus, a pink poodle!



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[info]caseypuffy
2007-08-09 09:27 am UTC (link)
My mum is a dog groomer and you should see some of the stuff people request for their dogs. They even now have nail polish for dogs FFS. All safe. All approved.

We had god that looked like a highlighter for a while with gold nails. Cool as fuck I think

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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-08-09 09:35 am UTC (link)
We had god

Well, you'd better let him out.

Now I'm picturing someone dressing up God in little outfits.

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[info]squib
2007-08-10 01:29 am UTC (link)
We had god that looked like a highlighter for a while with gold nails. Cool as fuck I think

Now I'm seeing a "god" like this, and all I can think of is "Goa'uld." Not sure which Goa'uld, but since all of them save Ba'al have atrocious fashion sense, pick one:

"Dammit, Apophis! You had to wear the hat with the Mickey Mouse ears! But look at THIS! I've *so* topped you for gaudy! I'm getting my own Vegas review, and there WILL be worshippers!"

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[info]caseypuffy
2007-08-10 09:01 am UTC (link)
*snickers*

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wolfie_thu
2007-08-10 02:41 am UTC (link)
Best typo ever.

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[info]caseypuffy
2007-08-10 09:02 am UTC (link)
...and no-one believes me when I say dyslexia is finny. It's not just about cool glasses y'know

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[info]caseypuffy
2007-08-10 09:02 am UTC (link)
....and I did it again

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[info]pipssister
2007-08-10 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Man, you shouldn't have said anything. I thought it was a joke. :-)

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