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dreamer_marie ([info]dreamer_marie) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-08-13 15:08:00


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Big Girls: Hot or Not?
Last Friday, on Jezebel (a Gawker blog about Celebrity, Sex, Fashion, for women. Without Airbrushing), blogger Slut Machine posted a clip from the Today Show, where Mika performed his latest hit, Big Girls (You are Beautiful). " We love him for this shiny, happy performance," she gushed.

Now, as we all know, there's nothing more offensive than a skinny (possibly gay) man claiming that he likes big girls.

Reactions ranged from back-handed compliments:

I never understand why a man so effeminate turns me on.

sulking with a side-order of entitlement:
I always feel there's something vaguely patronising in a gay going onabout how great big girls are. Its like yes you are beautiful andhurray for you, but I won't fuck you anyways cos I like peen, so whothe hell cares?
I want Backstreet Boys to reform especially for a song about normal looking chicks. Then I'll rest in peace.


(The Backstreet Boys have broken up, hon, but maybe we can ask the Chinese Backstreet Boys?)

Exactly. I'm a big girl and I find this song so patronizing. Fuckyou, I know I'm beautiful, so stop trying to capitalize on fat chick'slow self esteem.

to outright bitchiness:

i'm thinking more george michael at most smarmy than freddie mercuryhere. but what do i know. also, he's gay. also, lay-day. ew. just ew.and now this shit's stuck in my head forever. ARGH. you're right in twomonths i'll be oh yeah 'big girls' -- the brilliantest thing since the'ignition' remix. i'm such a late adopter

Meanwhile, skinny women don't want to be left behind:

how dare any man tell us how we should look?! A real woman is onewith curves in all the right places ? Fuck you Mika. Am I not a realwoman if I happen to be pretty flat-chested and slim? I was sodisgusted the first time I heard this on British radio, this guy isjust playing upon women's insecurities to sell a record. And it worked.He got to no.9 in the charts last week....how could this irritatinglittle man make any larger woman feel good about herself?!?

Other people keep to comparing him to Freddy Mercury and agree that Fat-Bottomed Girls was much better and more appropriate (I don't know why Mika, as a gay skinny man, can't say he likes big girls, but Freddy Mercury can. Maybe it's the moustache?).
Me? I'll agree with the commenter who says " Mika's music can put a smile on my face and a bounce on my step in 2.5." Now if you'll excuse me, I want to watch that video again.




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[info]txtequilanights
2007-08-13 07:33 pm UTC (link)
The Backstreet Boys have broken up, hon,

Actually, they just realeased a new single. And have a new album coming out and stuff. Minus one member, but still together!

Nsync, not so much.

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-08-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

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[info]kadath
2007-08-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Queen did it better!

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[info]llama_treats
2007-08-13 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Just wait until they hear the Big Girls/Snack Attack mashup.

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[info]airborne_rodent
2007-08-13 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I don't know why Mika, as a gay skinny man, can't say he likes big girls, but Freddy Mercury can. Maybe it's the moustache?

Maybe because Freddie was bi. Which means he really didn't exist.

Damn I miss Freddie Mercury.

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[info]magnolia_mama
2007-08-13 07:52 pm UTC (link)
I want Backstreet Boys to reform especially for a song about normal looking chicks.

There's a joke about "Larger than Life" just dying to burst out of there.

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[info]driedfrogpills
2007-08-13 07:53 pm UTC (link)
And to which the sum of my reaction is:

Wouldn't it have made more sense not to dress the apparently beautiful girls in turquoise ruffled diapers? I'm sorry, no one in beautiful in that sort of an outfit!

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pishbadlarr
2007-08-13 08:07 pm UTC (link)
How about a Backstreet Boys parody called 'I Want a Fat Babe'? Close but no cigar?

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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2007-08-13 08:13 pm UTC
OT, but... - [info]ravenclaw_devi, 2007-08-15 02:58 am UTC

[info]barankhy
2007-08-13 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I always feel there's something vaguely patronising in a gay going onabout how great big girls are.
People using "gay" as a noun, it always makes me cringe -_-

And want to write a book titled 'One gay two gay red gay blue gay'.

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[info]cavernous_soup
2007-08-13 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I always thought that the song was meant to mock fat girls. I mean, why would a gay guy sing about how much he likes women's bodies if not to poke fun?

Think of how a song about loving fat men would be taken if it was sung by a lesbian.

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-08-13 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Ack, sounds like he churned up some INXS song. I think I'll stick to a heterosexual male singing about how he likes big butts and he cannot lie.

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[info]wtf
2007-08-13 10:28 pm UTC (link)
OH JEZEBEL. This is what I get for skipping that post. ;_;

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[info]melannen
2007-08-13 10:29 pm UTC (link)
If it weren't for this wank, I would never have stumbled on the video of Gilbert and Sullivan do Baby Got Back.

Thus, this wank wins.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-08-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, all I've got for you is the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" stuck in my head, and it won't go away.

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[info]b_jellybean
2007-08-14 01:19 am UTC (link)
Oh MIKA *loves* Screw all the wank, thanks for posting that clip!

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(no subject) - [info]ru_debega, 2007-08-14 03:48 am UTC

[info]benighted
2007-08-14 04:48 am UTC (link)
Aaaand in the Race of Oppresshun, it's Skinny Girls, breaking into an undeserved third, flying by the devoutly religious Christian whites and gaining on homosexuals and paranoid schizophrenics!

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[info]darthmaligna
2007-08-14 06:19 am UTC (link)
Okay, I'm 6'1, 36-27-36, and 140 lbs. I love Mika and worship Queen. Also, I am a lesbian.

1) Am I allowed to have an opinion on this song?
2) If so, what should my opinion be? Please show your work.

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(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2007-08-14 06:38 pm UTC

[info]visp
2007-08-14 08:09 am UTC (link)
I want Backstreet Boys to reform especially for a song about normal looking chicks. Then I'll rest in peace.

Normal looking chicks? What's that going to be like. "Ooh, baby! You're so average it turns me on?"

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[info]caito
2007-08-14 09:56 am UTC (link)
Wank aside, I am completely distracted by the Chinese Backstreet Boy video. I mean, their lip syncing ain't so great. If they were actually pronouncing the words that they were lip syncing too, they would sound horrible, especially the one on the right. Sure they're getting the consonants, but their vowels are way off.

I have been teaching English as a foreign language for too long, and I've only been in Asia for two weeks!

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[info]cellardoor28
2007-08-14 10:14 am UTC (link)
I am mostly amused that the video was clearly filmed outside Primark on Croydon high street. In which case it would be more appropriate to call it 'Chav girls'.

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[info]southerngaelic
2007-08-14 11:02 am UTC (link)
...Am I the only one who completely loves Mika and his rainbow hyperactivity? :(

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-08-14 11:25 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2007-08-14 02:25 pm UTC (link)
I always feel there's something vaguely patronising in a gay going onabout how great big girls are. Its like yes you are beautiful andhurray for you, but I won't fuck you anyways cos I like peen, so whothe hell cares?

I kind of get their point. It'd be nice to hear it from a straight guy now and then, you know? Well, there's Sir Mix-A-Lot...

Other people keep to comparing him to Freddy Mercury and agree that Fat-Bottomed Girls was much better and more appropriate (I don't know why Mika, as a gay skinny man, can't say he likes big girls, but Freddy Mercury can. Maybe it's the moustache?).

I thought Freddy was bi?

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-08-14 07:12 pm UTC

[info]dante_the_mouse
2007-08-14 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Other people keep to comparing him to Freddy Mercury and agree that Fat-Bottomed Girls was much better and more appropriate (I don't know why Mika, as a gay skinny man, can't say he likes big girls, but Freddy Mercury can. Maybe it's the moustache?).

It's probably because Fat Bottomed Girls wasn't written by Freddie, but by Brian May, the guitarist.

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[info]black_spot
2007-08-14 06:46 pm UTC (link)
I don’t think the moustaches on big girls really work, but then again, I might be wrong. How long does it take to grow a moustache? Will test out theory later.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-08-15 03:46 am UTC

[info]sticks
2007-08-16 12:54 am UTC (link)
Hoorah, Jezebel wank.

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