Wank aside, I am completely distracted by the Chinese Backstreet Boy video. I mean, their lip syncing ain't so great. If they were actually pronouncing the words that they were lip syncing too, they would sound horrible, especially the one on the right. Sure they're getting the consonants, but their vowels are way off.

I have been teaching English as a foreign language for too long, and I've only been in Asia for two weeks!