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tardis (

tardis) wrote in

otf_wank,

So What I Learned:

Ice Cream = Serious Business

Bad Service is the result of Being Fat. Tex-Mex waitresses never believe fat people.

And even if your waitress says nothing about your weight, make sure to leave the restaurant with a comment along the lines of "Fat girls like ice cream" with sixteen cones. That'll teach her.

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