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thexphial posts in bad_service that she was charged $4 for sitting at a table in a tex-mex restaurant and not eating. Her family finds this unreasonable, because she had just had her tonsils out and couldn't have eaten the free chips, etc. Yes, the policy is on the menu, but the type is tiny. Also, she thinks they wouldn't waive the fee because she's fat. Cue the special.

FREE MEANS FREE ZOMG
Don't blame the waitress
Not everyone hates fat people
It's definately because you're fat (Further down this thread, there is something about her having posted wankiness in the past)
You are imature and I want to ground you
Don't waste food

And don't share your thoughts on fat people or food wasting in the comments.

ETA: I'm having to turn off notifications for this post with the amount of serious teal dear now that OP has shown up and responded to everything ever.

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	edelweiss 2007-08-21 02:41 am UTC (link)
	hey now, that is totally offensive to those born tonsil free! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-08-21 03:29 am UTC (link)
	(enviously) You were? You're, like, more evolved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edelweiss 2007-08-21 06:46 am UTC (link)
	no, i just made that up for a cheap laff. i was, however, born with extra fingers (the doctor took 'em off when i was a baby, so now i just have these weird nubs on the sides of my pinkies) so the ~~mutant~~ more evolved thing still applies :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	scarah2 2007-08-21 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Aren't you pissed off? You could have been a guitar god. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edelweiss 2007-08-21 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	apparently it's a dominant gene thingy, so if i ever pop out a kid, i can train it to be a guitar prodigy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-08-22 06:20 am UTC (link)
	No! PIANO! Rachmaninov will finally meet his match... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2007-08-21 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Did they come with functional muscles and bones and such? Cause that would have been cool to have. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	edelweiss 2007-08-21 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	no, just cartilage. but the bumps left behind have nerve endings and are really sensitive. since i am clumsy i am often scraping them against stuff, ow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caffeine_fairy 2007-08-21 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	My whole family has that. We could be mutant pinky twins. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

edelweiss
2007-08-21 11:53 pm UTC (link)

did they cut yours off? or do you have the bumps? apparently i have the bumps and my mom just has a freckle cause hers were cut off but for mine, they tied string around them and waited for them to fall off. i don't like telling people that part because it sounds ~~like i was born in the 14th century~~ like a fat lie. and sadly i'm an only child so i have nobody who can corroborate the story (and my idiot parents did not take photos of my deformity).

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	caffeine_fairy 2007-08-22 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Nope, we have the bumps and string thing too. It's way, way more hgenic and less dangerous than cutting them off. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2007-08-22 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Good lord, what are the odds? (All my family has is a history of heart disease.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2007-08-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
	And to those of us who never had ours out! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tiye 2007-08-21 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if I was born tonsil free, but doctors always ask when I had them out, so apparently they either aren't there at all or are too small to be visible. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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