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The Grand Duchess of somethingorother ([info]sashenka) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-08-20 19:44:00
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Entry tags:bad service

[info]thexphial posts in [info]bad_service that she was charged $4 for sitting at a table in a tex-mex restaurant and not eating. Her family finds this unreasonable, because she had just had her tonsils out and couldn't have eaten the free chips, etc. Yes, the policy is on the menu, but the type is tiny. Also, she thinks they wouldn't waive the fee because she's fat. Cue the special.

FREE MEANS FREE ZOMG
Don't blame the waitress
Not everyone hates fat people
It's definately because you're fat (Further down this thread, there is something about her having posted wankiness in the past)
You are imature and I want to ground you
Don't waste food

And don't share your thoughts on fat people or food wasting in the comments.

ETA: I'm having to turn off notifications for this post with the amount of serious teal dear now that OP has shown up and responded to everything ever.


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[info]narcissam
2007-08-21 04:24 am UTC (link)
Run the corn chips through a blender.

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[info]sashenka
2007-08-21 04:28 am UTC (link)
Can I just run anything that gives me problems through a blender, or does that only work with chips?

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-08-21 05:31 am UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]sashenka
2007-08-21 05:36 am UTC (link)
You've just turned me on to a new way of life. I'm starting a religion called Blenderology.

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-08-21 11:28 am UTC (link)
~~Sanctus Pulverus
Ice Crushus
Dominus Smoothie
Puree~~~

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[info]melannen
2007-08-21 05:53 am UTC (link)
That? Is awesome.

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[info]mael
2007-08-21 02:52 pm UTC (link)
Well, now I know what the agonized screams of an iphone in the throes of sharp, pointy death sound like. My life is complete.

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[info]amand_r
2007-08-22 03:21 am UTC (link)
I was the transformers they blended that made my life so much better. Optimus Grime be his new name.

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[info]baskinglizard
2007-08-28 03:30 pm UTC (link)
That is the question!! :D

I love that website, and would love to get one of their blenders someday.

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[info]sithwitch13
2007-08-21 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Serious icon love right there. Equilibrium is so much FTW.

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[info]sashenka
2007-08-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Yes, it's totally the firearm equivalent to porn and I love guns.

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[info]thexphial
2007-08-21 04:33 am UTC (link)
I was so ready for something non-sweet, I might have tried it.

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[info]sashenka
2007-08-21 04:36 am UTC (link)
You'd have to add some water or you'd end up with dry, scratchy crumbs. Mmm, corn chip gruel.

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[info]thexphial
2007-08-21 04:37 am UTC (link)
Hmm, I was thinking milk, and how it would be a bit like cereal.

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-08-21 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-08-21 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-08-21 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sizer, 2007-08-22 05:18 pm UTC

[info]missnanna
2007-08-21 11:28 am UTC (link)
I'd totally add guacamole.

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[info]tiarlynn
2007-08-21 04:50 am UTC (link)
1) Plain Yogurt.
2) Beef Bullion.
3) Stir.

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[info]singe
2007-08-22 06:43 am UTC (link)
4)Hurl.

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[info]onyxnoir
2007-08-21 04:36 am UTC (link)
Run the salsa through the blender too. It would be like a smoothie!



ugh!


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[info]narcissam
2007-08-21 04:39 am UTC (link)
Actually....

I did all this after my wisdom teeth came out. It's amazing how much texture is part of what one considers "taste." Everything just tastes *wrong* in the blender.

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[info]onyxnoir
2007-08-21 04:46 am UTC (link)
I don't remember what I ate when I got my wisdom teeth out. I suspect it involved a good bit of soup.

I've noticed the taste=texture thing as well, usually whenever I have octopus.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2007-08-21 06:02 am UTC (link)
*is getting wisdom teeth out this Christmas*

*is getting more scared on the nutrition front*

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(no subject) - [info]scarah2, 2007-08-21 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamapizza, 2007-08-21 08:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2007-08-21 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2007-08-21 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]auralan, 2007-08-21 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-08-21 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - pooka, 2007-08-25 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-08-27 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talec, 2007-09-03 11:06 pm UTC

[info]rachel_pi
2007-08-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
See, I just ate chocolate pudding for a week. I don't think I've eaten chocolate pudding since, so in hindsight, probably not the best plan.

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But will it blend?
[info]dragonfangirl
2007-08-21 06:42 am UTC (link)
What's green, and goes around at 100 miles per --

No, I can't do it.

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Re: But will it blend?
[info]sorchar
2007-08-21 08:05 am UTC (link)
Will It Blend reference FTW!

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Re: But will it blend?
[info]dragonfangirl
2007-08-21 04:19 pm UTC (link)
THAT IS THE QUESTION.

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