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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00


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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O



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[info]llama_treats
2007-09-01 11:39 pm UTC (link)
That's why I keep my twelve children in a box buried in the backyard.

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[info]themadmermaid
2007-09-01 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Just one box? Because I think they all deserve their OWN box or you are a terrible parent.

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[info]llama_treats
2007-09-02 12:06 am UTC (link)
I poked holes in it and everything. :(

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[info]themadmermaid
2007-09-02 12:16 am UTC (link)
That changes everything!

*hands you Parent of the Year Award*

Carry on!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-02 11:20 am UTC (link)
That reminds me of SA. I vaguely remember a page where someone said they're put their kids in boxes, smack the sides, shake it and make ghost noises as punishment.

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