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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00


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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O



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[info]wankprophet
2007-09-01 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh, it's Inspiring Childhood Life Lessons Day on otf_wank? Okay, then. Let me tell you about the time I once lived in a one-room shack with my Grandpa Joe and Grandma Josephine and Grandpa George and Grandma Georgina and my mom and dad and we depended so much on each other and shared everything, and I mean everything, to help make it through the hard times after my dad lost his job at the toothpaste factory, and then the cops came and arrested my family for violating some obscure anti-deviancy law or something, I dunno, and I spent the rest of my childhood in foster homes.

Okay, back to your own totally (I swear!) fascinating stories about how you've shared stuff.

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[info]llama_treats
2007-09-01 11:48 pm UTC (link)
I hate to tell you this, but it wasn't really a toothpaste factory. :(

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[info]wankprophet
2007-09-01 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Hey, it's my inspiring story. If you want to have an opinion on sharing, go get your own stupid anecdote.

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[info]breecita
2007-09-02 12:35 am UTC (link)
If your grandparents had raised you right, you'd share your inspiring story.

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[info]wankprophet
2007-09-02 04:08 am UTC (link)
I'm very, very fond of you right now.

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[info]puipui
2007-09-02 12:52 am UTC (link)
PLAGIARIST! You stole that story from Cassie Claire!

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[info]barankhy
2007-09-02 12:58 am UTC (link)
You are simply envious, aren't you?

Stalker Troll.

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[info]puipui
2007-09-02 09:33 am UTC (link)
Oh, that's it. THAT'S IT! I'mma stalk you now. Grr, argh!

...Wait, I was stalking you already, though, wasn't I? Damn, I really need to make a list or something.

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[info]barankhy
2007-09-02 02:54 pm UTC (link)
I think you were since I whined that you didn't - because you're considerate like that <3

*leaves you cookies and absinthe in front of my window*

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[info]ashenmote
2007-09-02 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Now, that's an unnecessary nasty way to look at things. They shared the story, of course!

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[info]herdivineshadow
2007-09-02 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Charlie, is that you?

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pooka
2007-09-04 03:02 am UTC (link)
But did you have your own room in the foster homes?

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