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Jenn (wankaholic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00

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think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, teresina. o.O

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limyaael
2007-09-02 12:01 am UTC (link)

People overlook the clearest advantage to sharing a room: there's a 50/50 chance the monster under the bed will eat your brother instead of you.

My sister and I usually had bunk beds (until the point when I was ten and she was eight and we moved into a house where we could have our own rooms), but we had to sleep in the same bed when we visited my grandmother's house. I wanted to sleep in the middle of the bed, because otherwise I woke up with her crammed on top of me, so I told her there was a monster that only ate people who slept in the middle of the bed and bravely volunteered to face it. She still hasn't forgiven me for the apparent years of terror I inflicted on her. /irrelevant thoughts on sharing

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