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Jenn (wankaholic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00

Entry tags:

think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, teresina. o.O

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	you never know... hyaenid 2007-09-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
	A friend of mine is now in a single because his previous roommate would stand above him during the night and watch him sleep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... mmanurere 2007-09-02 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Yikes. At least all I had to worry about was occasionally waking up at 3 in the morning to the sound of phone sex. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... edelweiss 2007-09-03 05:52 am UTC (link)
	i bet the phone sex wasn't in klingon though. lol nerd dorm. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: you never know... (Anonymous) 2007-09-02 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... hyaenid 2007-09-03 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Who knows, man. He said his roomie refused to actually speak to him. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: you never know... cmdr_zoom 2007-09-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	dreamy, speculative voice "You ever think about how helpless you are when you sleep? How easy it would be for someone to just... put a pillow over your face... or cut your throat... or..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... seiberwing 2007-09-03 03:09 am UTC (link)
	What's that a line from? Sounds familiar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... cmdr_zoom 2007-09-03 03:11 am UTC (link)
	As far as I know, it just came out of that latent crazy lurking in the back of my mind. A good imagination can be a scary thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: you never know... influencethis 2007-09-05 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I think it's from "So I married an Ax Murderer," or at least something very similar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... seiberwing 2007-09-05 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Sounds about right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: you never know... luthe 2007-09-03 04:44 am UTC (link)
	One of the girls at my college awoke one night to find her roommate standing over her bed with a knife. It is no surprise to anyone that the roommate went on to be diagnosed with schizophrenia and the girl went on to become known as Short Evil Jen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: you never know... hyaenid 2007-09-03 04:45 am UTC (link)
	...holy shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: you never know... vzg 2007-09-03 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	...And here I was, naively thinking that real people couldn't be that creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: you never know... youngcurmudgeon 2007-09-04 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Same thing happened to a friend of mine a few years back, except I think the roommate had a knife. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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