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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00
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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O


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[info]iris
2007-09-02 05:14 am UTC (link)
I like how her answer to every hypothetical situation is "I'm a lesbian, so that wouldn't happen to me."

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ealusaid
2007-09-02 06:59 am UTC (link)
Except then she does describe her plans to have children and what she would do with them and how far she would space them out.

We can only bask in her amazing preparedness.

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[info]ladydreamer
2007-09-02 07:24 am UTC (link)
You don't have Super Preparation? WHAT KIND OF LESBIAN ARE YOU?

And where is your TRUCK.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-09-02 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I never even got a toaster. *sadface* I suppose that's because I'm one of those non-existing bisexuals.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-09-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
We non-existing bisexuals never get the toasters.

Of course, apparently I'm also not a bisexual because I've off and married. Because apparently bisexuals can't be monogamous or something. We're supposed to be doing people of both genders all the time. If we're monogamous, we automatically turn straight or gay.

*wipes foam off of mouth*

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[info]wankaholic
2007-09-02 11:36 pm UTC (link)
. . . yeah, kinda reminds me of when I came out of the closet.

"I'm bi. Prefer women. Just so you know."
". . . but you have a boyfriend!"
". . . yes, and coming out was hard."
"But . . . you can't be bi, you have a boyfriend."
"I am, though."
"You're trolling for a threesome!"

Oy.

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-09 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Or my personal favourite: "Does being bisexual mean you haven't chosen whether you like men or women yet?"

~Alankria on LJ

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[info]iris
2007-09-02 08:01 pm UTC (link)
It's at the shop getting a new paint job. I thought it needed more rainbows. :(

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[info]luthe
2007-09-03 05:15 am UTC (link)
I wonder if I can use that excuse.

"Bankruptcy? I'm a lesbian, so that wouldn't happen to me."

"Cancer? I'm a lesbian, so that wouldn't happen to me."

"Being eaten by the great Cthulu? I'm a lesbian, so that wouldn't happen to me."

Dear self, when did we put Cthulu into Firefox's spell checker??

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-03 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it Cthulhu?

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[info]amberwaves
2007-09-06 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Being a lesbian is apparently the equivalent of being coated in teflon. Why didn't I know this prior to all the various shit that's happened to me? I'd happily take a leap to the other side if it meant escaping the various traumas of my life.

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