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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00
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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O


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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-02 10:47 am UTC (link)
Dude, if/when I have my babies, just you try to take that baby away from me at bed time. I don't understand how some people can put their newborn little pink bundles in completely different rooms. They're only that size for a year, I'd make the most of it while I could.

But that's just me.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-09-02 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Dude, for serious. You wouldn't be able to separate me from any newborn of mine with grease and a large crowbar wielded by a weightlifting champion.

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-09-02 05:42 pm UTC (link)
From experience people are babies not nearlylong enough and teenagers way too long.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-02 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Dude, way too true. And I'm not even a mother. I would have loved to have been a baby for longer than I was a teen. Being a teenager was awful.

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authenticpoppy
2007-09-03 02:35 am UTC (link)
The twenty-somethings fly by in a flash too. OTOH, this whole middle-age thing seems to be dragging. I have high hopes for my golden years. :)

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-09-03 03:41 am UTC (link)
So far, my fifties seem to be lasting as long as the carboniferous era.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-03 05:39 am UTC (link)
Dude, tell me about it. I'm 28 already. I was only 21 the other fuckin' day!!

Good to know that time slows down at some point.

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[info]the_mouse
2007-09-04 12:12 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but they slow down at the parts that you don't want them to. :/

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-04 04:51 am UTC (link)
Gaw-damn!

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[info]lysana
2007-09-06 12:02 am UTC (link)
Mind, my thirties seem to have progressed at what feels like the proper pace. But at the same time, 22 doesn't seem THAT long ago.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-06 04:40 am UTC (link)
It never ever does.

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