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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00
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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O


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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-09-02 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I never even got a toaster. *sadface* I suppose that's because I'm one of those non-existing bisexuals.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-09-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
We non-existing bisexuals never get the toasters.

Of course, apparently I'm also not a bisexual because I've off and married. Because apparently bisexuals can't be monogamous or something. We're supposed to be doing people of both genders all the time. If we're monogamous, we automatically turn straight or gay.

*wipes foam off of mouth*

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[info]wankaholic
2007-09-02 11:36 pm UTC (link)
. . . yeah, kinda reminds me of when I came out of the closet.

"I'm bi. Prefer women. Just so you know."
". . . but you have a boyfriend!"
". . . yes, and coming out was hard."
"But . . . you can't be bi, you have a boyfriend."
"I am, though."
"You're trolling for a threesome!"

Oy.

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-09 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Or my personal favourite: "Does being bisexual mean you haven't chosen whether you like men or women yet?"

~Alankria on LJ

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