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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00


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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O



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[info]aposiopetic
2007-09-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
!!! I love this, Brandeis bonding over the sexcapades of room mates.

Are you in one of the real triples with a sink? I had a friend who was living in one first semester our sophomore year, but then they all got shuffled down to Ziv when The Powers That Be decided that they wanted to a) start a midyear class and b) cram them into sophomore housing (otherwise I would have had a sweet dingle all the way at the end of Pom 5).

Is it hella hella loud in the castle now? I went up there in like, June or so to visit my old boss (in the slide library, down by the museum and the theater) and saw them excavating out the back chunk of the whole science complex. My first thought was that that construction's going to suck for people in the Castle and possibly all the way to East. My second thought was that the drawings look way too much like Revenge of the Shapiros Part Nine: This Time It's Fucking Hideous the campus center and one of those buildings is more than enough.


I always thought that it was kind of neat that I could see a castle from my chem lab ♥

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[info]ruffwriter
2007-09-04 06:15 am UTC (link)
As soon as I read your story, I was like, "That happened to at least three of my friends in their freshman year..." (Although most of my friends were in forced triples.) Then I realized you were at Brandeis, and freaked out. XD

Our triple lacks a sink, but we have a trapdoor in the floor leading to a service tunnel. I'm dead serious. We sent one of my roommates down in her chem lab protective gear, and we can't yet see the end. (Dingle in Pom? Oh man, that would rock. I enjoyed my Massell dingle enough - my roommate up and told me one night that I was too messy and she was leaving. It was all very WHAT.)

Thankfully, I haven't heard the science complex construction at all. I haven't even seen them doing as much as they were last semester, although I can't use the path behind the science buildings to get to the castle anymore. And yeaaaah... if we get another Green Monster up in here, I'm going to seriously wonder about these Shapiros. Taking over Brandeis with awful designs? Perhaps.

I'm loving living here in the castle thus far... although I sort of broke the microwave in the common room earlier tonight. I'm going to tell my CA that it was like that already. *whistles*

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